I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

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Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

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The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

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I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my head through it.

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I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

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A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

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The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

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In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.

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I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

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I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

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I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

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As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.

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I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

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To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.

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My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

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An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and then vanished.

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I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found I had a fractured skull.

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I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

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The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.

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I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman, as he bounced off the roof of my car.

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The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

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I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch my some stray cows.