JESUS AND MOSES

Jesus and Moses were sitting on a bench in heaven, remembering the good old days. They talked about what they used to be able to do and wondered if they still had their old tricks in them.So, they decided to go see if they still had extra-wordly powers like they had so many years before. The pair went to the Red Sea and Moses raised his hands and parted the sea just like he had when he was much much younger.Jesus, clearly amazed, asked Moses, "There's so much that I did, but what could I do now to see if I still have the power?""Walk on water like the good old days," replied Moses.So Jesus kicked off his sandals and stepped into the water. He took three steps on the surface and then sank under the murky waters of the Red Sea. Dumbfounded, he looked at Moses and wondered what was the matter."Must be those fucking holes in your feet," Moses responded