some
Some things men can say when getting caught looking at another
woman:
- I can't believe that outfit she is wwearing. (Said disdainfully)
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- Look at that guy... over there... beehind the woman.
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- I think that's a man dressed as a wooman. (Incredulous)
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- Isn't that the actress from the moviie Delicatessen? (Chances are she hasn't
seen that movie - and neither have you, but you will get brownie points naming
a foreign film, and it will be just obtuse enough to distract her
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- I think that's the girl I knew from high school who eventually joined a
convent (or was committed to an asylum) and turned out to be a real nut case
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- Help me, I got something in my eye.... can't see a thing!
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- Hey that's the loser I dumped in ordder to go out with you. Boy am I glad
I ever got away from her. What a moron.
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- I know you're probably thinking I waas staring at a beautiful woman, but
to me she is like one of those fancy bakery cakes that looks good, but then
you have a bite and it is so sweet that it makes you sick. She makes me sick.
(It helps if you convulse a little at the end here.. maybe it will camouflage
your drool).
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- I was just thinking how I felt sorryy for her - since she can never hold
a candle to you (this one might only get you punched, but its worth a try).
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- Do you think she's prettier than me?? (Give her a taste of her own medicine)
