trip
Trip to the vets....
Three Labrador retrievers - a brown, yellow and black - are sitting in the
waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation. The
black lab turns to the brown and says, "So why are you here?"The brown lab
replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the
cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle
of my owner's bed." The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab."All the vets are
prescribing it. It works for everything." He then turns to the yellow lab
and asks, "Why are you here?" The yellow lab says, " I'm a digger.I dig under
fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it.When I'm
inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I
dug a grea big hole in my owner's couch." "So what are they going to do to
you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected
yellow lab said. The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks what
he'sat the vet's office for. I'm a humper," the black lab says. "I'll hump
anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever.
I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of
the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help
myself, I hopped on her back and started humping away." The yellow
and brown labs exchange a sad glance and say, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?"
The black lab says, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."