Wise Words

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Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Dumb man + smart woman = affair

Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

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Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

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Married men lived longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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There are 2 times when a man understands a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

Last Rites

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The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?" The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."