Title: Jedi Love Potion Number Nine
Author: Padawan Daroa
Category: Filk
Spoilers: None
Sequel/Season Info: None
Rating: G
Content Warning: None
Summary: A certian padawan get himself a little trouble with love.
Author's note: Okay...Filk bug bit and well...Halloween song :-)
Disclaimers: Lucasfilms owns Star Wars and all there in and Jude Watson some of the others. I'm just borrowing them for a bit, and I promise to give them right back when I'm done. Well, most of them, I might just keep Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon for a bit longer. *eg*
Love Potion Number Nine belongs to Leiber / Stoller and the Searchers.
JEDI LOVE POTION NUMBER NINE
by
Padawan Daroa with apologies to (Leiber / Stoller)
I took my troubles down to Chewie Rue
You know that Wookie with the gold-capped tooth
She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth thousand and Vine
Sellin' little bottles of Jedi Love Potion Number Nine
I told her that I was a flop with chics
I've been this way since I was six
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign
She said "What you need is Jedi Love Potion Number Nine"
She bellowed out and turned around and gave me a wink
She growled "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink"
It smelled like a Taun Taun, it looked like Jawa ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' being in sight
But when I kissed Yoda down on Thirty-Fourth thousand and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Jedi Love Potion Number Nine
------ guitar solo ------
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' being in sight
But when I kissed Yoda down on Thirty-Fourth thousand and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Jedi Love Potion Number Nine
Jedi Love Potion Number Nine
Jedi Love Potion Number Nine
Jedi Love Potion Number Nine
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