Alvin And The Chipmunks

by Evil Eggplant

Why, just the other day, Alvin the Chipmunk approached me and said, "Say, James, how about some oral sex?" So I, of course, bashed his teeth in. Then he commenced blowing me, and it was quite nice oral sex, that chipmunk oral sex was, especially since he couldn't cause damage to my wee-wee with his teeth. Then I picked him up and strapped him to the table. Despite his protests, I tied him down and had my way with his tiny chipmunk body. Of course, he got mad and told his boyfriend Dave on me. But don't you worry, I took care of him. And Alvin's girlfriend Brittany was no big problem either. Why, I stuffed a chainsaw up her twat. Sure, she screamed a lot, and writhed in anguish, but I know she liked it. In fact, after a few minutes with that chainsaw shoved jagged and whirring into her cunt, she just gave up struggling and relaxed to enjoy the red hot blades as they ground her soft inner tissues to hamburger... Either that or she died. It's hard to tell with those chipmunks. Nasty bastards.