On Saturday, August 12, Tommy The Barbarian sent me this e-mail:

Mouse traails and teasers?  And by the way, when i was at the site just now the only choices i saw were to get rid of one and keep the other, or visa versa, and there ws nothing to get rid of both the teasing and the mouse trails.  Good thinking getting rid of the guys section.  I know it wass just  a dare, but the site ids better for having lost it.  Oh, and i like how you are giving people the chance to vote on wether to keep stuff etc., but once again, some of the voting options are making you souond sad and pathetic.  Make it known that you are proud of your site, and second, realize how BAd-A your site really is.  Oaky, that is enough ricky lake style writing, gotta go.
 

Dear Tommy the Barbarian,

>My friend I am happy that you took the time and wrote me an e-mail giving me your thoughts on my site. Now that I have said that I will give you some of my thoughts regarding your e-mail. First off, where do you get off telling me that mouse trailers and teasers are not supposed to be on my site, if i want them there I will keep them there....point made. You are lucky even to have a voice in the matter. Second, are you gay man? No seriously, why did you state in your e-mail that getting rid of the guys section was a good idea? Do you get off on those pictures or what man? I thought a "barbarian" like you would like to see girls in scantily dressed
clothes would make you happy...but I guess i was wrong huh? Third, you need to get out more and stop watching shows like Ricky Lake..they'll corrupt your mind "barbarian"! Anyway, thank you for writing to me and I hope you continue to give me pieces of your mind although I don't know how much more
you can afford to do so.
 

On Saturday, August 12, Tommy The Barbarian sent me this e-mail:

Hey pal, you don't know me, but i just got done reading all that stuff about how you get no credit for all your hard work and crap like that. Well, its true. When i was on the message board, ( Jabbas Bathtub ) I saw someone post
a question something like, Does anyone know who all the ISB agents are? and the next post was, right here, all you need. So i was curious to see how this was gonna turn out. And then BAM, you have lists of everything that a
person building a deck needs. It is ingenious of you to do that. I saved the website address, actually i had to go to my e-mail site, copy and paste and then send it to me so i could go back when i need it. I guess you probably think i am stupid for writing you, but seing as how you felt so un-needed and un-appreciated, i should write you a truthful letter telling you what I thought. weell there you have it, good luck.

P.S. This is not necessarily my opinion, but just a thought, maybe ISB Operations won't post your site as a link for 1 or 2 reasons, The Slightly Off-Color language ( i am not judging you, just helping you see
from there P.O.V) , and the other reason, might be the Guy stuff room, i.e. may not be suitable for younger ISB viewers. REMEMBER, i am not judging. Good luck w/ the site and keep up the good work.

>Do you know what? This guy right here is one if the smartest people out there. This guy is going to the Wall Of Fame... Geez, did I just reveal what I am currently working on for the future? Darn. Oh well. I think if people every where were like this guy, the world would be a better place. Thank you very much Tommy The Barbarian. And do you know what? I am going to follow your advice. No more inappropriate content. I wouldn't any little un to be mentally scarred for the rest of their life.... Anyways thanks for writing. P.S. I might still make fun of people... Maybe... :-)

>K.E.G.G.E.R. Webmaster

On Thursday, August 10, XBlack7x emailed me:

I checked out your site, it looks pretty good, but here are some ideas:

That DHTML that you have with the mouse pointer is just plain annoying, it destracts from the point of your site.

What is with the enemies list, I don't think it works to well to insult the people.

Otherwise, the site looks good.

Grrr... So you don't think the mouse pointer thing is cool huh? Don't think making fun of people is cool HUH? OK, I honor your opinion, but lets see what the common man and woman have to say about it... I am announcing a web poll to be taken by all viewers of my site. This web poll shall determine the fate of making fun of people and having cool mouse trail effects.

>K.E.G.G.E.R. Webmaster

On Wednsday, August 2nd, JediKnight5 (aka The Emperor) posted on the D-Board

Hi, I checked out your site and really like your "lists." Good job man...oh, btw, I also posted a message on your board as The Emperor, haha.

> Thank you JediKnight5 for your compliment. I have worked hard to keep those friggin' lists up to date. Even though no one knows the wealth of knowledge my site contains. You seem to be the only sane person to visit my site to date. I just wish that sanity would spread to your other personality, The Emperor.

>K.E.G.G.E.R. Webmaster

P.S." What the hell is so funny?" -Shaft
 

On Tuesday, August 1st, The Emperor posted on the K.E.G.G.E.R. board:

Tuesday, 01-Aug-2000 21:42:38 Hi...I saw your post on Decipher's site and thought I'd check out your site. From what I see...it's pretty cool =) I say change the rainbow colored font on the home page, though.....kinda....well gayish, haha. Cya later!
-The Emperor

>Um.. Ok. I guess I could change the colors on the index page, maybe Iwill turn them white or light gray. Didn't think they would look...that way... if I colored them different colors. Alright I will see what I can do. Thanks for for saying it is cool, but seriously, you are probably thinking in the back of your mind "Man did that site suck. Wait until I tell my friends just how much it sucked. No one will ever go to his site again! Ha HA HA HA HA HA!" I mean seriously, how good can a SW:CCG site be if it has Mr. T and Shaft as founders? Pretty damn good in my opinion. What is everybodys problem? Why don't they like anything I do? I spent 3 days working on those damn lists and nobody ever comes here! Then if I go to message boards, I am completly ignored except by those few caring souls who actually go to my site and give me my opinion. And most of the time they don't even visit, they just say some BS and then ask me to rate a deck for some unknown reason. I mean come on people, why does my site suck seriously? Sure I may not have the most awesome graphics, in fact I may not have any graphics what so ever. But by golly, just imagine how much work people can avoid if they just come to my site. Here I have posted all the ISB agents and everything. You don't have to be scrounging through spoilers or Deciphers card lists to find them. You just come there, and in 3.5656 clicks, you have the complete and unabridged list of ISB agents. Jeez. Can't anyone expand their horizons out there? So far there are a list of 5 sites that people will go to like sheepfollowing a sheep dog.
1. Deck Tech. I have nothing against them they are God(s) in my eyes.
2. Gus Treta Station- The webmaster is cool and he has a cool site. He has way more decks then I do, and so I tip my hat to him.
3. Yoda's Hut a very good site I think it is a good site that cannot be improved.
4. ISB Ops a very cool site. My problem with them is that they will not put me in their links section! I have been waiting for 2 and a half months and yet they will not post my damn site! Which brings me to my original question: What the hell is wrong?! I am not asking to be another deck tech. I just want to know that people go to my site to get the info they need. There are a whole mess of other site that are way more popular than mine, and they don't have half the useful information that my site has. What the hell??!!
5. Every other goddamn site on the internet. Do you know why My site is not popular? I will tell you why, becuse some damn people do not know what is good for them. They only go to the place where they have "shiny things" i.e. free boxes of cards and really good pics. Well guess what people? I am too poor to give you free boxes of cards. And if I could buy boxes more often, I would not be stupid enough to give them away. I would donate them to a charity. Me. And guess what people, I am too poor to buy adobe photoshop! I am not about to waste 500 dollars of my hard earned money (which I don't even have) why? becuase whenever I so much as get my hands on any cash, my parents "borrow" it from me. And that's another thing why do you do that parents? (Any one reading this is a parent) why do you borrow your kids money then never return it? And when your kids get angry at you for not returning it you get angry at them because the "remember about the parents owning money, but not things like school work?" Once again: "WHAT THE HELL?" Anyways Mr. Emperor, yes I will change the dumb colors on my index page. Hope that makes you happy. Jeez.

>K.E.G.G.E.R. webmaster

P.S. I know you ain't going to come back so don't give me that BS about my site being "Cool". -Dogbert

On August 1st, Het N'kik and Esege had a brain stimulating conversation about K.E.G.G.E.R. on the Decipher Message boards:

There's some little dots following me, I can't escape them!! ESEGE ... 23:55
....................................................................................................Het N'kik ...23:57
They had different colors. Can't you do anything right? Esege ...23:59
Okay fine! Show me what these alleged 'dots' REALLY looked like! Het N'kik ... 00:00
{colored dots}They were circling me as well, like a pack of ferocious wolf-things. Esege 00:03

>Where to start where to start. Sigh. OK. When I post on Decipher's message boards, I just want people to tell me their feelings about my site. I also hope to God that they will come back. But I know thats a shot in the dark. Is that too much to ask or some thing? Now, out of lets say 20 (very small amount) people on the message board, none of them wanted to see what I had to say. Then comes these two. Sure, they were kind hearted enough to actually see my site, are they dense enough to be completly distracted by flying colored dots? I sure don't think so, but I mean come on.I only ask for a sentence or two of thought. Ok. I guess i will keep the happy/merry thing with the bright colors that at night transforms into a pack of ferocious wolves out for blood.

>K.E.G.G.E.R.

P.S. Shut up fools! -Mr. T