The Cuban Ambassador

Cuba is the youngest in Ambassador years, but what he lacks in experience he makes up for in brawn.  Since becoming an Ambassador last year he has joined together with Netherlands to form one of the most dangerous fighting alliances in the world.  Having already destroyed a Kiwi in London, Cuba is currently in hiding after being accused of beating up some puff from Dame Allans (that's some gay school in Newcastle).  Cuba however was framed for a crime he did not commit and wants to say to the 2 rank loopers, "You'll never be Ambassadors and if you are reading this its clear that you want to be".  Also I can hear Netherlands saying "We never forgive and we never forget".  

Cuba has a bit to much to drink one night whilst on holiday in Magaluf, what a great action shot taken by Kippa just look at how he captures the sick being projected from Cubas mouth, excellent camera work.  But like every Ambassador Cuba was up next morning ready to start it all over again.

Cuba is the only Ambassador not to be made in Magaluf as his qualities were rewarded on the banks of the Tyne in an official ceremony by Sweden, Germany and Netherlands.  Due to the urgent nature and secrecy of the event the gutter press were barred from attending.