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Guide to Getting&Keeping Lost-Mindness. By:Edaj,Bob,&Ari!

1. When possible,to maintain an evil reputation,go to your friends house and help them terrorize the cable man by acting like demons out to steal their soul. Talking in a foreign language is recomended. When he leaves be sure to throw plant pots at him.
2. Have a staring contest with our wall
3. Argue about politics with a pillow. Record the conversation and watch it 20 times on T.V (make sure you lose the argument)
4. Record and then watch the static stuff that appears on your T.V screen when you put it on channel 3 and have no video in
5. Listen to the static on your radio all day
6. If someone named Brandon approaches you eat his head @_@
7. Deprive yourself from you favorite T.V show for a week then for the next 4 months make sure all you watch is Teletubbies
8. Be sure to read "Things To Do With A Box"
9. If anyone (particulary your mother) tries to make you think mini corn on the cob is special steal the mini corn and devour it uncooked. After being questioned refuse to answer and stomp away,avoid corn the rest of your life
10. Listen to "Aura, Evil" 20 times forward, then 50 times backward. Repeat.
11. Cling to the nearest person after reading this guide and tell them repeatedly it's the end of the world
12. Run around your house dressed as a random inanimate object declaring in a loud voice that you are "The Bringer Of Cake"
13. Listen to the super old oldies songs for the rest of your life,and nothing else
14. (This one is directly copied and pasted from our convo while making this list from Jade ^^) or they could just listen to our conversations for a few hours,that'll make 'em crazy
15. Try to invent a device that allows you to see what people are thinking by pressing the red button on your fridge
16. Play catz3 with no sound and a speed of mock3
17. Go slit the presidents tires and leave a nice apology note ending in "And tomarrow night I shall kill you! Lot's of Love,(your name)"
18. Listen to a man talk continuously about how to choose the best tires for 50hrs,repeat with a woman talking about makeup for 19. Learn the Chinese language,including writing in less than 24hrs
19. Learn the Chinese language,including writing in less than 24hrs
20. Name every house in your town after breeds of dogs
21. Start calling everyone you know by names of the presidents
22. Record the whole Barney series and watch it 24/7 for a month 24. Write letters to a hospital explaining the factors of math. If they reply,write them back saying they used incorrect grammar. If the do not respond tell them this anyway. Do this for all the hospitals you can think of.
25. Repeat all of the above,backwards this time

~Questions and Answers~

1.(Q) What is "Lost-Mindness"?
(A) "Lost-Mindness" is what results when someone follows the guide above and repeats it daily ^^

2.(Q) I find some of the things on the guide hard to complete,what should I do?
(A) Well,skip it and do the rest...that should be enough.

3.(Q) I had problems with number 18. I just couldn't do it. What should I do?
(A) Try another language,Japanese perhaps,maybey German.

4.(Q) I invented the device on number 14! And it works!!
(A) Great,now please step through the door to your left to enter out petenting room. *pounces and ties you up,steals the device* BWAHAHA.......*falls through a hole while walking and breaks the device* ....... Life is unfair



	xXxSMACKxXx Navigate ťHome ťAdopt'em ťCast ťCardigan Stuff ťFun stuff! ť Lissy Design Stalk us ť E-mail Jade ť Aim Jade ť E-mail Heather ť Aim Heather Sisters ť Pookah E-mail us ( Jade or Heather ) if interested. Guide to Getting&Keeping Lost-Mindness. By:Edaj,Bob,&Ari! 1. When possible,to maintain an evil reputation,go to your friends house and help them terrorize the cable man by acting like demons out to steal their soul. Talking in a foreign language is recomended. When he leaves be sure to throw plant pots at him. 2. Have a staring contest with our wall 3. Argue about politics with a pillow. Record the conversation and watch it 20 times on T.V (make sure you lose the argument) 4. Record and then watch the static stuff that appears on your T.V screen when you put it on channel 3 and have no video in 5. Listen to the static on your radio all day 6. If someone named Brandon approaches you eat his head @_@ 7. Deprive yourself from you favorite T.V show for a week then for the next 4 months make sure all you watch is Teletubbies 8. Be sure to read "Things To Do With A Box" 9. If anyone (particulary your mother) tries to make you think mini corn on the cob is special steal the mini corn and devour it uncooked. After being questioned refuse to answer and stomp away,avoid corn the rest of your life 10. Listen to "Aura, Evil" 20 times forward, then 50 times backward. Repeat. 11. Cling to the nearest person after reading this guide and tell them repeatedly it's the end of the world 12. Run around your house dressed as a random inanimate object declaring in a loud voice that you are "The Bringer Of Cake" 13. Listen to the super old oldies songs for the rest of your life,and nothing else 14. (This one is directly copied and pasted from our convo while making this list from Jade ^^) or they could just listen to our conversations for a few hours,that'll make 'em crazy 15. Try to invent a device that allows you to see what people are thinking by pressing the red button on your fridge 16. Play catz3 with no sound and a speed of mock3 17. Go slit the presidents tires and leave a nice apology note ending in "And tomarrow night I shall kill you! Lot's of Love,(your name)" 18. Listen to a man talk continuously about how to choose the best tires for 50hrs,repeat with a woman talking about makeup for 19. Learn the Chinese language,including writing in less than 24hrs 19. Learn the Chinese language,including writing in less than 24hrs 20. Name every house in your town after breeds of dogs 21. Start calling everyone you know by names of the presidents 22. Record the whole Barney series and watch it 24/7 for a month 24. Write letters to a hospital explaining the factors of math. If they reply,write them back saying they used incorrect grammar. If the do not respond tell them this anyway. Do this for all the hospitals you can think of. 25. Repeat all of the above,backwards this time ~Questions and Answers~ 1.(Q) What is "Lost-Mindness"? (A) "Lost-Mindness" is what results when someone follows the guide above and repeats it daily ^^ 2.(Q) I find some of the things on the guide hard to complete,what should I do? (A) Well,skip it and do the rest...that should be enough. 3.(Q) I had problems with number 18. I just couldn't do it. What should I do? (A) Try another language,Japanese perhaps,maybey German. 4.(Q) I invented the device on number 14! And it works!! (A) Great,now please step through the door to your left to enter out petenting room. pounces and ties you up,steals the device BWAHAHA.......falls through a hole while walking and breaks the device ....... Life is unfair