Phone Fixup
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He'd had
just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing
to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and
started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge
figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up
and asked the visitor,
"Can I help you?"
"Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines"
