Cold Fleas

Once upon a time on a cold, wintery night Three fleas went off in search of a warm place to sleep The first flea crawled into a woman's ear The second flea crawled into the woman's nose The third flea crawled way up the woman's (you know)

The next day....the three fleas emerged from their slumber.... The first flea said with a yawn and a stretch,

"Wow! What a great night sleep I had, curled up with some ear wax, slept like a baby."

The second flea said, still groggy, "Slept great last night, didn't want to wake up, curled up with a nice booger, slept like a baby."

The third flea said, in an irritated tone, "Thought I found the perfect place to sleep but boy was I wrong! Nice and warm and all but ya know what happened to me???? This bald headed guy came in in the middle of the night.....Son of a bitch pushed me into the wall 50 or 60 times, then he spit at me!!!!