1. What do jello and a woman have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

2. What is a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

3. What do women and condoms have in common?

They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.

4. What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?

Odor eaters

5. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotopuss

6. Why do men name their penis?

They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.

7. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs.

8. What does a rooster have that a man wants?

A hard pecker.

9. What kind of bees give milk?

Boo bees

10. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?

Speed bumps

11. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

12. What is the difference between Olympic swimmers, and Olympic divers?

Mark Spitz and Greg swallows.

13. Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?

If it were more, it would be Hell.

14. What is the first symptom of aids?

A heavy pounding in the rectum.

15. What has three teeth and sixty feet?

The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.

16. What is the new gay internet address?

c : enter

17. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

18. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

19. What did the banana say to the vibrator?

What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat ME!

20. Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?

They have no balls to scratch

21. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.

22. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About two inches.

23. How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

24. What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Megasorass

25. Why did God give women legs?

So they don't leave slug tracks.

26. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One..Men will screw anything

27. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.

28. What is the mating call of a blonde?

"I'm sooooo drunk!"

29. What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?

Oh look! Doughnut seeds!

30. What does a blonde put behind her ears?

Her legs.

31. What do you get when you cross blonde and a pitbull?

Your last blow job....ever!

32. What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?

A mechanic.