Some Questions And Answers

A: Men usually miss them.

Q: What do men and tile floors have in common?

A: If you lay them well, you can walk on them for years.

HIM: "Why can't I tell when you have an orgasm?"

HER: "Because you're never home when it happens."

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.

Q: What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

A: They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Q: Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

A: Because they won't stop to ask directions.

The three words most hated by men during sex: "Are you done? "

Three words women hate to hear when having sex: "Honey, I'm home!"

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes

Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?

A: Sexual harassment

Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?

A: $3.99 a minute

Q: What is the definition of "making love"?

A: Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

One sperm says to the other, "How far is it to the ovaries?"

The other one says, "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?

A: The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.

Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?

A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A: The swallow.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch stem?

A: A fungi to