How Many Times?
The young fellow was about to be married and was asking his
grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it.
His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you
want it all the time ... and maybe do it several times a day.
Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so.
Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When
you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year...
maybe on your anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about
you and Grandma now?"
His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."
"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked. "Well," Grandpa said,
"She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom.
She yells, 'Screw You,' and I holler back, 'Screw You too.'"
