THE 10 MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN A WOMAN'S LIFE!!

1. THE DOCTOR BECAUSE HE SAYS, "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES"

2. THE DENTIST BECAUSE HE SAYS, "OPEN WIDE"

3. HAIRDRESSER BECAUSE HE SAYS, "DO YOU WANT IT TEASED OR BLOWN"

4. MILKMAN BECAUSE HE SAYS, "DO YOU WANT IT IN THE FRONT OR IN THE BACK"

5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR BECAUSE HE SAYS, "ONCE YOU HAVE IT ALL IN YOU'LL LOVE IT"

6. THE BANKER BECAUSE HE SAYS, "IF YOU TAKE IT OUT TO SOON YOU'LL LOSE INTEREST"

7. THE POLICE OFFICER BECAUSE HE SAYS, "SPREAD 'EM"

8. THE MAILMAN BECAUSE HE ALWAYS DELIVERS HIS PACKAGE

9. THE PILOT BECAUSE HE TAKES OFF FAST AND THEN SLOWS DOWN

10. THE HUNTER BECAUSE HE ALWAYS GOES DEEP IN THE BUSH, SHOOTS TWICE AND ALWAYS EATS WHAT HE SHOOTS.