*Stupid People
*Closed minded People
*Judgmental People
*Socks
*People who think they are better than everyone, or just anyone
*Items without price tags
*Long Lines
*Slow People
*People who can't mind their own business
*People who say they will respond (call back, write back, e-mail back or come over) and then don't
*Thoughtless gifts
*Rude kids
*People who cannot do things themselves but insist on others doing things for them and making it all complicated
*Posers
*People who wear too much camelflouge (does not include people who were issued it)
*People who take stuff without asking or make you feel as though you HAVE to give them something and should feel guilty for not offering in the first place
*Big Crowds
*Guys who do not know the meaning of "no"
*People who change the subject from something important to something stupid
*Catty Females
*Clueless people
*Selfish or otherwise inconsiderate people
*People who don't take phone calls from people when they are right there, this excludes ignoring stalkers or when you do not feel well
*When guys wear their pants way below their waist and their shirt above it and have either tighty whities on, boxer briefs, scrungy boxers or boxers that do not match their outfit
*People who criticize the President (whoever he may be, whether Bush, Clinton or Alfalfa) yet didn't vote and don't plan on voting
*People who do not use turn signals or use them incorrectly
*People who use slang from 5 years ago and actually think they sound cool
*People talking on the radio
*AOL CD's
*People who think that what their great great great great great granddaddy's aunts mothers husbands god-son did actually matters to anyone but them
~When people listen to me
~People who do what they said they would
~Random acts of kindness
~People who know how to do what they are doing and do it correctly
~LAFFY TAFFY
~Artificial banana smell
~Stuff that glows in the dark
~Shiny
~Soft
~Sunflowers
~Music
~The smell of certain men's armpits (*sniff* ahhhh)
~Wedding stuff
~My brother
~Hugs
~Prom stuff
~Dancing
~Having money
~Shopping
~Chillaxing with my boyfriend
~ Forehead kisses
*People who look over your shoulder while you are doing something, whether it concerns them or not
*People who gossip
*People who dismiss your feelings or thoughts without really listening
*People who ask what is wrong and then don't pay attention when you answer
*Inexperienced people who try and tell you how to raise your kids
*People who see someone with a kid and automatically assume it is theirs, no matter how old they are
*Lazy men
*People who tell you how to raise your kids and what you should do but then don't want to help
*People who try and tell you about you, whether your ethnicity, your family background or other affairs that are strictly your business
*Freshmen who try and fit into a group to hard and end up looking like asses
*The word moist
*People who sit in their plush little homes on their plush little couches in their plush little lives and complain about the poor people in Ethiopia (Ally Hilfiger)
*People who purposefully spread diseases or sickness
*When things hit you and you don't know what it was or where it came from
*People who purposefully wake you up for stupid reasons
*People who want to fix every other countries problems but their own
*People who ask a question but don't bother to get off the phone or take off their headphones to listen for the answer and keep asking you to repeat it
*Cats
*When music video channels cut videos short
*Greasy food that when you blot for 15 napkins, is still shiny
*When your hair shifts and the pins get stabbed into your scalp
*Perm sores and scalp burn
*Old people on cell phones while driving
*Old people who buy state-of-the-art equipment, then cannot even find the power button
*Relatives who fail to realize you have aged and matured past 5
*When you are trying to be cute but your pants keep falling or your shoes hurt your feet, making you walk all weird
*When your bra doesn't fit right
*When your feet get hot
*Florida Drivers
*When they remix songs and you don't know the words anymore
*When your nails break and no one has a nail file or clippers
*The bell ringers
*People who always ask for money but refuse to work for their own
*Badcock furniture
*The people at the carts in the mall
*Better Jacksonville Plan signs
*When guys sit there talking about their girlfriends for forever, then turn around and try and hit on you
*Being stood up
*People who call you or want you to call them, then don't pay attention to you (playing a video game, watching TV, talking to others online or on another phone, conversing with others in the room AT LENGTH, singing with the radio/CD)
*Porn spam for members of the opposite gender (although they can be humorous)
*People who lie about their intentions and/or emotions
*Long goodbyes
*Blatant disregard for the rights or feelings of other
and find out what it takes to make me happy
+ 9.32 x 10^69
+ The experiment continues (black and lime green!!!)
+ Lee, I like your pants
+ We're getting married on the football field
+ PABLO!!!
+ *meow*
+ 5+7=...14???
+ Is he STILL talking???
+ Where are my shoes???
+ I miss my replacement boyfriend : (
+ There's only x's, no o's!!!
+ You had a dream about WHO?!?!?!
+ Did you know you can get crabs on your eyelashes???
+ She hears voices...she's gone mad...she'll get us all!!!
+ YOUR MOTHER
+ Rhonda, my dear girl, don't be such a twinkie!