Author’s Note: Hey guys! How are ya? Good? That’s Kewl! LOL! There is MAJOR citrus in the middle of the chapter! Nothing too bad, but I still wouldn’t call it a lemon! Would YOU call it a lemon? I don’t know!


Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z

Thanks: Thank you to DT for presenting me with Linsy
   Thank you to SC for presenting me with Victoria
   Thank you to May for presenting me with May

Unknown Mystery
By: Vegeta’s Blue-Haired Angel

Last time:
Vegeta woke with a start. What time was it? He looked at the clock, next to Bulma’s bed. It was… 5:37 PM! He looked outside; it was starting to get dark out. He looked at the little female, laying on his chest and sighed.
“I can’t let this happen again!” he snarled, getting up placing Bulma gently on the bed. He stared at her for a moment, he didn’t know what possessed him to do it… but he did… Vegeta leaned close and kissed Bulma on the forehead before opening her window and flying towards the gravity room, to train.
* * *
“What am I going to do?” The police chief asked himself, “My best detective is gone! GONE!”
“Don’t worry, chief! The boys and I will do the best we can!” a loyal, but rather stupid police officer replied. Suddenly the door crashed down.
“I don’t think your best is good enough!” came a feminine voice. The police chief and the officer looked up. They gasped at the sight.
Three females stood at the door. One had curly blonde hair in a ponytail, with a strand hanging in front of her face. She had clear blue eyes, which stared coldly at the chiefs.
The second was a young pale skinned Mexican with dark brown hair held up with pigtails, and dark brown eyes, looking at chief colder than her partner.
The third had brown hair with purple highlights. She had dark green eyes with brown around the pupil. Usually, those eyes, bright and happy, now full of regret and hatred.
“Linsy? Victoria? MAY?” the chief gasped, “What are you doing here?”
“What are we doing here? You should know you fucking bastard! You are the fucking one who shipped us off on that fucking mission expecting us to get fucking lost! Right, bitch?” Victoria, the Mexican one answered.
“How did you…?” the chief started.
“How did we get back here? We survived that jungle and it’s cannibal inhabitants! Gajet is dead!” Linsy, the blonde, spat.
“How…?” the chief started again.
“Here, asshole! Let Linsy remind you!” Victoria sneered.
“Thank you, Victoria!” Linsy said.
---Flashback--- (AN: /…./ is when the present Linsy… narrates)
“Linsy! I have an assignment for you, Victoria, May and of course your faithful dog, Gajet!” Chief of Agents Squaggleprackly started.
“What kind of assignment?” Linsy interrupted.
“You are to report to the Amazon Rainforest to help the locals with a slash and burn problem!” Squaggleprackly continued.
“When are we going to leave?” Linsy questioned.
“Tomorrow! Your jets are being prepared with supplies right now! I would like you to inform the others of your task!” Squaggleprackly said.
“Why are you sending ALL of us? I mean Gajet and I could get this done in a couple days?” Linsy asked.
“It is harder than you think… and you might need all the help you could get!” Squaggleprackly said, something mysterious glinting in his eyes.
“All right.” Linsy said, suspiciously, turning and walking out of the room.
* * *
“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?” Victoria shouted, causing Linsy, May and Gajet wince.
“You understood me!” Linsy snapped.
“Why is he sending all of us?” May asked, calmly this time.
“He said he was taking precautions or something like that…” Linsy stated, shrugging her shoulders.
“Precautions my ass!” Victoria shouted.
“We have to do it! We should be back in a couple of days.” May said.
“You’re right… Let’s just get this over with!” Victoria sighed, shrugging.
/L: A couple days later we were on our way to the Amazon Rainforest! Everyone was eager to get the mission over with!
V: Yea and I really was fucking mad at you!
M: Shh… Victoria! Calm down!
V: *grumbles* fine!/

“Look! There!” May said, pointing to the forest below the jet.
“Wow! It’s fucking huge!” Victoria said.
“Duh! It practically fills up the whole top part of South America!” Linsy said, rolling her eyes.
“Well excuuuuse me, Mrs. I-know-everything-in-da-whole-wide-world!” Victoria taunted.
“Oh shut up will you… you… you… potty mouth!” Linsy said, her anger growing. Victoria laughed.
“Is that the best you can do?” she asked.
“No! I just won’t stoop to your level of speaking!” Linsy said, turning away.
“Hey you guys! Lets stop fighting and get this over with!” May said.
“Yea! May’s right!” Linsy said, glaring at Victoria, who merely ‘hmph’-ed.
The jet landed and all three girls, and Gajet, jumped out.
“Look over there!” May said, pointing to an Amazon villiage, “There coming to greet us!”
“Um… May? I don’t think they’re greeting us in the way you think!” Victoria said, as the savages surrounded them.
The next thing they knew all three girls, and Gajet, were tied up and left in one of the many huts.
“Coming to greet us, huh?” Linsy said, looking at May.
“Well excuuuuse me!” May said, “I didn’t know they were going to do this!”
“None of us fucking did! So let’s just stop fighting and figure a damn way to get the hell out of here!” Victoria interjected.
“She’s right!” May said, struggling with her binding.
“These aren’t real ropes! They’re something stronger!” Linsy said, examining her binding.
“Wait! Look at Gajet!” May said, pointing to Gajet who was biting her ropes and effectively tearing them.
“Good doggy!” Victoria said, once Gajet freed herself, “Now come and untie me!”
“Ah good to be free!” May said, once all their ropes were off, “Now let’s get out of here!”
“Yea!” Victoria and Linsy agreed. All the agents jumped out one of the window flaps only to be greeted with many angry faces.
“Muck luck luck!” one of them screamed and the savages charged. The agents fought until every one of the savages were off.
“Gajet?” Linsy cried, seeing her faithful dog lying on the ground, “Wake up Gajet!”
“What’s wrong!” Victoria asked, looking at the dog worried.
“Gajet she… she’s dead!” Linsy said.
“Yea and we’re going to be too if we don’t get moving!” May said, looking at the savages who were getting off the ground and charging towards them.
“Yaaa!” Victoria shouted as she jumped into a tree, escaping the savages’ grabbing hands, “Come on guys!” The other girls followed Victoria’s lead.
Soon they lost the savages, but also, unfortunately lost themselves.
/Victoria: That’s about it! We were stuck in the Amazon Rainforest!
Chief: How did you get home?
Victoria: Why do YOU care?/
* * *
Bulma woke with a start. All memories came flooding back in a torrent of blurs.
“Yamucha,” she moaned as she got out of bed, “I can’t believe you’re gone!”
“Bulma dear? Are you up yet?” Mrs. Briefs called from downstairs.
“Yea mom! Just getting up now!” Bulma called, as she headed downstairs for breakfast.
“Finally up, lazy woman?” Vegeta asked, as she walked in the kitchen. Bulma simply “humph”-ed wondering what happened to the patient caring man that appeared last night.
“Where’s dad?” Bulma asked, looking around the kitchen. Her father was usually up sitting at the table with the newspaper in his hand sipping coffee and commenting on different science related articles to Mrs. Briefs, who in turn usually just nodded and smiled (When all else fails, and you STILL don’t understand, just nod and smile).
“Your father? Well last time I saw him he was in his lab playing with his… Oh what do you call them… those army knives…?” Mrs. Briefs replied, scratching her head.
“Oh!” Bulma said, sprinting to her father’s lab.
“Dad?” she cried, as she opened the laboratory door. There was a sudden shuffling noise, like someone was hiding something.
“Y-yes dear?” Dr. Briefs called back up the stairs, after the shuffling noise stopped.
“Dad? What are you doing playing with those old army knives?” Bulma asked, coming down the stairs.
“How did you…” he started, but stopped making a choking noise.
“Mom told me,” Bulma said, shrugging, “Why are you so nervous all of a sudden?”
“N-nervous? I’m afraid I’m not following!” Dr. Briefs said, not meeting Bulma’s eyes.
“You’ve been really jumpy lately.” Bulma stated.
“It’s just the ‘Dragon,’ that’s all.” Dr. Briefs said, a little too quickly.
“All right…” Bulma said, disbelief in her voice, “Well breakfast is ready and we’d better get up there soon before the royal pain in the ass eats everything!”
* * *
“So what are you girls doing here?” Chief asked.
“We’re here to show you that we can do better than that ‘Dimsun’ bitch!” Victoria spat.
“Yea! We know that you got fired after that little ‘incident’ with May, Victoria and I! We want to know why? Why you did it? And for revenge we’re going to get your fired from this one too! How long did it take you to get this job? What contacts did you have who would overlook your blunder and hire you?” Linsy asked.
“SIR!” a police officer ran into chief’s office.
“What is it?” he spat.
“Some of the men are leaving because of Dimsun’s death!” the officer said, his voice shaky.
“WHY?”
“They think that they’ll get killed as well… like the way Dimsun did!”
“Get them in my office, NOW!”
“Yessir!”
“Girls! I’m afraid we’ll have to talk another time… as for the case you are free to do as you choose!” chief said, dismissing them with his hand.
“Fine! But we WILL solve this case!” May said, stalking out of the room, her friends behind her.
* * *
RIIIIIIIIINNNNGGG (Damn! Do I suck at sound effects or what?)
“Hello?” Bulma asked, as she picked up the phone.
“Bulma! Oh Bulma! How are you!” Chi-Chi asked.
“Chi-Chi? I’m fine, why? What’s wrong?” Bulma asked, a little confused at her friends tone.
“Nothing but I heard about Yamucha and you and the ‘Dragon,’ and how you got arrested…” Chi-Chi said.
“Whoa! Chi-Chi! Calm down! BREATH!” Bulma said.
“Ok! Sorry this is just so over whelming! I can’t help it! What happened at the police station and YOU SLEPT WITH CHRIS CHINERICKERY?” Chi-Chi gasped.
“Yes Chi-Chi! Not that I really wanted too…” Bulma sighed.
“NOT THAT YOU WANTED TO?” Chi-Chi screamed.
“No! Do you know it was either that or be raped! I would rather not be raped! Besides he wasn’t THAT good! Even though I know you had a cruuuuuush on him!” Bulma said, the last part in a singsong voice.
“What? How dare you! Not any more! Why if Goku heard you say that…”
“Say what?” asked the innocent voice of Goku in the background.
“Um… Nothing Goku! Go into the kitchen! I think there are some cookies in the top right cabinet!”
“Oo! Cookies! Thanks Chi-Chi!”
“Anywayz I don’t like him anymore!” Chi-Chi hissed at Bulma.
“Are you sure?” Bulma asked.
“YES!” Chi-Chi snarled.
“Ok! Well if that’s all you called about… I need to go!” Bulma said.
“Alright! Remember! Call me if anything interesting happens!” Chi-Chi said.
“Ok! Bye!” Bulma replied, hanging up the phone.
* * *
“Where should we start looking for evidence?” May asked, looking around the apartment they were currently residing in.
“I don’t fucking know! Don’t look at me! Hell, wasn’t Linsy supposed to be the brains?” Victoria said, flipping through channels on T.V.
“I am! Tonight we’ll each split up and go to different crime scenes!” Linsy said, shuffling through the newspaper.
“S-split up?” May stuttered, “I don’t mean to sound afraid or anything but it’s just that this murder case creeps me out!”
“It’s ok! We all can’t be brave like ‘Wonder Woman’ over there!” Victoria mumbled, patting May on the back in a comforting way.
“It’s settled then!” Linsy said, ignoring the other two, “May you go to Chinerickery’s house! Victoria you go to Wadpaperspitballz’s house, and I’ll go check out that Bulma Briefs character!”
“What? How come you get the easy job?” Victoria protested.
“It’s NOT easy! She’s the ONLY suspect we have! I’m going to trail her for the night!”
“Whatever!”
“All right! Let’s go! It’ll take us time to get to our designated places so c’mon!” Linsy said, heading out the door.
“Fine!” May and Victoria shouted, following her.
* * *
“Aw man! I really don’t wanna be here!” Victoria shuddered as she entered a huge old looking mansion, “Looks like someone really did a number on this one!”
She headed down the hallway, following the police tape, to the living room. She shuddered as she saw the bloodstains and pieces of ripped skin on the floor.
Suddenly a noise brought her out of her investigation, her head shot up and she looked at the door.
“Who’s there?” Victoria whispered. Another noise, this time closer. It sounded like footsteps coming towards the door way. She quickly got up and looked around, no one there.
Victoria turned around and screamed. There on the wall was a note written in what looked, unfortunately, like blood. The note said, ‘You shouldn’t have meddled in things that weren’t your business. Now you DIE! ~Dragon”
BAM!
Victoria’s eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fell to the floor, blood pouring out of her back. She was dead, the Dragon kept it’s promise.
* * *
May looked walked around the house aimlessly for hours, she couldn’t find the room. Suddenly she came across ripped police tape on the wall. She followed the trail and she came to a room, there was a huge bed covered with red, silky sheets and was accented with heart shaped pillows.
“I wonder what he used this room for? Oh my Kami! DUH! It’s way too late, I need sleep!” May commented laughing at herself. She looked around the room.
‘Nothing I would consider evidence…” May said, trailing off. An idea struck her, what about the room Dimsun died in? She decided to check it out.
“Let’s see… I’ve been almost everywhere in this house and didn’t find the room described… I wonder if it’s…” May said, trailing off. She needed to get to work, not sit here and ponder. She got up and headed past all the rooms that she searched and into a very long hallway. There was a door open at the end of the hallway; May sprinted down there only to scream at what she saw. There on the wall was the body of… Victoria?
“Oh my Kami! Victoria!” May said, slowly backing out of the room. She turned around and raced out of the house.
* * *
“Hm… Good thing the Briefs were out tonight!” Linsy said, snooping around in Bulma’s room. She was shuffling through Bulma’s desk drawer when a hand grabbed her shoulder. She gasped and turned around.
“Who are you? What are you doing here?” a gruff voice asked.
“I am a detective! I am here to check for any evidence about the murder of Mr. Chris Chinerickery and Oliver Wadpaperspitballz! Now if you don’t mind I’m going to get back to my job!” Linsy said, stiffly.
“I advise you to leave, you see Miss Briefs doesn’t like people snoop through her things, without her permission!”
“Who are YOU to tell me what to do?”
“I am Miss Briefs fiancé!” Vegeta lied, he really didn’t want to be suspect of murderer, the annoying humans would be hanging around him until he blast them into oblivion, so he didn’t threaten to kill her, “And if you don’t leave I’ll tell Miss Briefs that you were here and she’ll do something you’ll regret!”
“Fine!” Linsy said, stiffly, “But she’s still a suspect! And I didn’t think she would stoop low enough to sleep with someone while she was engaged!”
“There are many things you don’t know!” Vegeta mumbled as Linsy left the room.
“Well that was stupid!” she grumbled as she got outside, unaware of the watchful eyes from a bush.
Suddenly she felt a great pain in her back, she reached around and pulled out a knife. It punctured her heart. She fell to the ground, her eyes wide and her mouth open in a silent scream.
“Two down, one to got!” whispered a voice into the darkness; the owner of the voice picked up the body and dragged it away. Not one drop of blood was left behind.
* * *
“What should I do? What should I do?” chanted May as she paced around the apartment, she couldn’t believe Victoria was dead.
“CALL THE POLICE!” she decided, picking up the receiver and giving details to one of the officers. After that was through she turned on the T.V.
“I need to relax! It was probably fake or something! Yea fake! I’ll just turn on one of my favorite romance movies and in the middle of it Victoria will barge in the room and tell me to ‘turn that crap off!’ Yes! That’s what she’ll do!” May said, trying to calm down.
* * *
“Thanks mom, dad!” Bulma said, kissing her parents, “I needed a night out! It really makes me feel better about Yamucha!”
“Alright dear! As long as you feel better! You’ll get over him soon!” Mrs. Briefs said, patting her on the back.
“Have a good sleep, Bulma!” Dr. Briefs said, following his wife up the stairs and into their bedroom.
“Yea…” Bulma mumbled, heading to her own room. She flicked on the light. There on the bed was Vegeta, sleeping.
“Oh my!” Bulma said, walking over to him, “Wonder why he’s in here?” She slightly shook him. He bolted up.
“Vegeta? What are you doing here?” Bulma asked. Vegeta looked around realizing where he was and blushed, a little bit.
“Don’t worry! It’s all right!” Bulma said, heading into her adjoining bathroom to wash up and ready herself for bed. Vegeta stared after her.
‘I can’t believe I fell asleep!’ he thought, ‘I need to train! Stupid woman, distracting me one way or another!’

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Author’s Note: Hey guys! I’m sorry I killed the detectives… or agents… I just couldn’t say ‘no’ to those who e-mailed me! Sorry! It’s all for the better anyways! Makes the story have more of a plot! LOL! If you really don’t like Victoria and Linsy dying then please! Flame me! Once again I apologize!