It was around 7:30 p.m. when I got home that night. The phone was ringing.
-Hello? - I said when I picked up the phone.
-Where the hell were you??? - the guy on the other side of the phone asked.
-Hi to you too, Taylor.
-Hi. Where were you? - Taylor insisted.
-Let's see... When I'm not at college, I'm at home. When I'm not at home, I'm at college. And I wasn't at home so, damn, where the hell have I been? - I said sarcastcaly.
-Were you at college on Saturday?
-Yeah. Why does it bother you so much?
-It doens't bother me. It's just that you don't go to college on Saturdays and I've been trying to talk to you all day long. Did you forget your cell phone at home?
-Yeah...
-Typical!
-Whatever... Anyway, what did you want to talk about? And why are you so mad at me?
-I'm not mad at you... It's just that I wanted you to come over. We had a ... kind of a party this afternoon.
-Really? What for?
-Nothing special... - Taylor trailed of.
-You're lying.
-Lana, you should have been here. Today was the funniest day of my life!
-What did happen?
-Do you remember when Isaac used to tape us doing all those weird things, then he edited it, showed to everybody and made Zac, you and me look like fools?
-How could I forget? I owe Ike the most embarassing moments of my life.
-Well, today was payback day!
-What do you mean?
-Exactly what I said. Zac gave Ike some of his own medicine. Or should I say poison?
-Fill me in, Tay.
-Well, around two weeks ago Zac walked into our room and Ike was in there sleeping and ...
-And?...
-Ike was dreaming...
-No! Really? Ike was sleeping and dreaming?!? That's amazing! - I said sarcastcaly.
-Shut up. It wasn't any dream. It was a wet dream.
-A wet dream? How do you know?
-When Zac walked into the room, Ike had a hard on and was moaning.
I couldn't help laughing.
-Moaning? A hard on? How did Zac see? Was Ike naked?
-No, Zac saw it through his boxers.
-I'd give anything to see that.
-Say it again.
-Say what?
-What you just said.
-That I'd give anything to see that?
-You can be in trouble 'cause of what you just said.
-Tay, you know, I've been studing too hard lately and I guess my brain got consummed so, can you please go straight to your point?
-Zac taped it.
-It what? Ike and his wet dream?
-Yep!
-Oh my God! You're kidding me, right?
-No, I'm dead serious.
-Oh my God! I need to sit down.
-And it's just the beginning of the story. Do you remember that last weekend Zac asked you to come over and record some stuffs?
-Yeah. That was weird! He asked me to talk dirty, like one of those sexy lines girls and moan and... Wait a minute! Did Zac edit what he taped and mixed with my voice?
-BINGO!
-Oh my God! - I was shocked.
-Zac showed me the tape yesterday when he finished editing. Lana, I laughed my ass off. I almost peed in my pants. Zac and I decided to pay Ike back for all those tapes he made of us. We called all our friends and invited everybody to come over this afternoon.
-Who did you invite?
-Everybody: Brad, Ben, Ashley, Linda, Tom, Alison, Leslie, John, James, Josh, Jonathan, Mindy, Alex, Bill, Diane... Eveybody we hang out with. I tried to invite you, but I didn't got to talk to you 'till now.
-I had to do this paper today. It's due to Monday and I needed to use a computer at college 'cause mine is broken.
-You could have used mine.
-I didn't want to bother you all day and I also needed to get some books from the library, so...
-Whatever makes you more confortable. But Lana, you don't know what you've missed!
-Yeah, I don't. Was Ike in the room when you watched the tape?
-He was at first.
-He left the room?
-When he realized what the tape was about he got up, took the tape out off the VCR and started yelling at us.
-So you guys didn't get to see the whole tape?
-Of course we did. Give Zac some credit, he's smart. He made a copy of it and that's the tape that Ike took. The original one is with Zac and we watched it after Ike left. We wound't risk losing the original one.
-On my God! I'm shocked!
-You need to see it, Lana. It's so funny! Ike lying in his bed with a huge hard on, moaning and you saying: "Tell me what you want me to do... Yeah, baby.... I'm touching you... Touch me too... I'm sucking you now..."
Taylor could say anything no more. He was laughing to hard and so was I. After our laugh crisis, Taylor spoke again:
-Come over now.
-I just got home, Tay.
-So?
-So I need to take a shower, eat something. The last meal I had was breakfast.
-Did you take a shower this morning, before going to college?
-Yeah...
-Then take another one just before going back to bed. Come over. I'll ask my mom to fix something for you to eat.
-But, Tay ---
-No but, no Tay, Please, Lana, come over. You won't regret it, I give you my word!
-Ok. Give me half an hour.
-Cool. I'm waiting for you.
-Bye.
With that, we hung up.
After washing my face up and brushing my hair I left to Taylor's place. When I got there, he was waiting for me outside, tape in hand.
-Do you miss me that much? - I asked getting out of my car.
-You have no idea how much I miss you. - he got the joke.
Taylor took me by the hand and we got into his house.
-Would you rather eat or watch the tape first?
-Although I'm starving, I'd rather watch the tape. God, I'm dying to see it! Where's Ike?
-He left that time and he is not back yet.
-Is he pissed off?
-Hell, he is! But I don't care, he deserved it.
-Where's Zac? If this tape is as funny as you're saying, I need to thank him.
-You can thank him later. Now, let's go up to my parents bedroom so we can watch the tape in peace.
Taylor and I went to his parents bedroom. He locked the door, put the tape in the VCR and we both climbed on to the bed.
The tape was eveything Taylor had told me on the phone. On the TV screen was Isaac lying in his bed, with a hard on that could be seen through his boxers and moaning softly. Moments later I heard my own voice saying all those naughty things Zac made me say last weekend. I was having a blast, laughing my ass off. The only thing that could possibly be funnier than that was see Isaac's face watching that very same tape.
Too bad it lasted only ten minutes. When the tape was over, Taylor pressed the "stop" buttom and then turned to me:
-What did you think?
-I surely need to thank Zac for that.
-You'll have plenty of time to do it. But you know what?
-What?
-You said you'd do anything to see this.
-So?
-I showed you the tape.
-Are you blackmailing me?
-No! Far away from me do something like that to you, my fair lady. But I think I deserve a reward for that, don't you?
-And what would that be?
-Whatever you wanna give me... or do me.
- You don't go that far, Tay.
-Ok, whatever you wanna give me.
-What about a kiss?
-A kiss would be a good start.
-A kiss would be everything. You choose: a kiss or nothing.
-Oh, don't be mean. You know that tape is worth more than just one kiss. Let's make a deal: lotsa kisses! Nothing more than kisses, but lotsa kisses.
-Tay, I said ONE kiss or NOTHING!
Taylor put his arms around my waist and and started kissing my neck.
-Please, Lana. We'll just kiss, nothing more.
-Tay, when we start kissing we always end up fooling around. You're already kissing my neck!
-What's wrong with fooling around? Don't you like fooling around with me?
-I do... but not when we are in your parents bedroom.
-We can go to my room.
-You share it with Zac and Ike.
-Ike is out and I doubt Zac will be in our room. If so, I'll ask him to leave.
Taylor lift up his head and gave me his puppy dog look. Not fair!
-Please... - Taylor wispered softly.
Instead of answering I kissed Taylor gingerly on the lips. After that he grabbed the tape out off the VCR and we headed to his bedroom. Nobody was there. Taylor locked the door and we started our making out section. During all the time I wondered if someday I'd be able to resist Taylor's charm and beauty. We've been fooling around more and more often. Was it becoming serious? Was I falling in love? Were we falling in love?
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