The Land of RussKen (where you find smiles for life) |
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Tissue I'm stuffed in purses And back pockets. I wipe you nose And eye sockets. At dinner tables They say excuse me. Pull me out And then abuse me. I'm white, I'm pink, And even blue. I'm very handy For bouts of flu. And I'm around When you feel blue. When broken hearts Make a big boo-hoo. I'm softer than A baby's butt. And gentle, man For a razor cut. I sit right here On the counter, For the next drip That you encounter. Think of me When you got to blow, Or take me to A romantic show. And I am especially Filled with glee When you blot your lipstick Off on me. |