Critical Mass

This is a bunch of quotes from girls I know... Most of them go to William & Mary. What is it about that school? One of 'em doesn't tho. *shrug*

Editor's Note: About half the quotes here have been removed by request of the quotee's. Some of the others I just kinda lost.

"Everyone wants to have sex with me, nothing more, nothing less." ~Elisa

"I like the cock. LOVE IT EVEN." ~Becca

"If I fall off the bed making out with Britney Spears, I'm gonna be mad." ~Elisa

"Yours are bigger than mine." ~Janie

"It keeps falling on me and it's slippery and hot." ~Janie

A conversation:
Janie: "All I know is that it goes between my legs."
Elisa: "What???"
Janie: "I was talking about my instrument!"
Elisa: "But you play the flute..."

Conversations on a theme:
Amy: "Are you hungry?"
Elisa: "No, I'm just licking it."
(A few minutes later)
Janie: "Are you licking it, again?"
Elisa: "Yes."
Janie: "Doesn't it taste bad?"
Elisa: "No."
(later still)
Janie: "Are you still licking it?"
Elisa: "I can't help it."

A conversation:
Amy: "Harder! HARDER!"
Janie: "I can't do it any harder!"

"But it felt SO good!" ~Amy

"Oh, you just have to do it more then" ~Janie

A conversation:
Janie: "I can't DO IT if I don't have the cover."
Janie: "Oh, and I need THAT too!"
Janie: "Oh, here it is."
(later)
Sheila: "Did you find it?"
Janie: "Yes."
Sheila: "Are you going to have fun with it?"
Janie: "Yes."

"You just shove it in THERE?!? That would HURT!!" ~Janie

"Wow! It's not going to fit down my pants!" ~Janie

A conversation:
Janie: Elisa, can you help me take my bra off?
Elisa: You already gave me four quarters.
Janie: You're wearing pants? Take them off!!
(Note: Elisa has "conveniently forgotten" some parts of this conversation)