CELL'S DBZ RPG
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This is a list of Sayings that you'll never hear from the real DBZ characters




Goku: "This guy is clearly too hard and I can't beat him, I give up."

Vegita: "Goku's Power Level and Fighting Skills are far more advanced than mine."

Chi Chi: "Goku, you're just everything I would want in a man."

Bulma: "Master Roshi, you're the love of my life."

Cell: "Hercule looks far too strong for me."

Vegita: "I should really thing of a new hairdo."

Bulma: "How do I get this to work?"

Master Roshi: "Cover that up right now!!!"

Chi Chi: "Now Gohan, go out and fight with your dad like a real man."

Chi Chi: "That's ok, your studies aren't that important, all I care about is strength."

Master Roshi: "I like your personality, not your looks."

Krillen: "Heh, I could easily beat him."

Kami: "GO CELL, GO CELL, GO CELL!!!!"

Master Roshi: "You're exposing too much of yourself."

Cell: "NO!!!!! Hercule is here!!!!!"

Hercule: "Cell is very much stronger than me."

Vegita: "I can never win."

Bulma: "Computer???"

Android 16: "HA HA HA, DIE BIRDS, DIE!!!!!!!!"

Chi Chi: "Goku, let's go out to dinner tonight, followed by a long walk on the beach."

Yamacha: "HAHAHA, He doens't stand a chance against me!"

Krillen: "I'll blast him away with my Ultra Strength."

Frieza: "OK, I'll let you go for this time."

Cell: "I have feelings too, you know."

Goku: "I'm full, I couldn't eat another bite."

Piccolo: "I am so depressed."

Chi Chi: "I've got an idea, how bout you and Gohan go destroy the Evil monster that is destroying Earth!!! "

Vegita: "Bulma was GREAT that night!!!"

Nappa: "I need a comb."

Garlic Jr: "I can reach the handle without your help, thank you very much!"

Mr.PoPo: "I need some sun, I'm too pale."

Gohan: "Mom, I want to study, fighting is too hard."

Krillen: "I'll kill Cell with my Super Ultra Strong attacks that will penetrate his SKIN!!!!

Tien: "God damn it Chowsue!!! Stop following me!!"

Vegeta: "Goku, Can you show me how to do that Kame-hame-ha thing?"

Scene: Goku First Meets Frieza
Goku: "so your Frieza?"
Frieza: "Yes I am"
Goku: "begins to laugh"
Frieza: "What the hell is so funny?"
Goku: "Well i don't mean to be rude but you have a gay voice"
Frieza: "WHAT! I do NOT! Zarbon is my voice gay?!"
Zarbon: "Truthfully?"
Frieza: "YES!"
Zarbon: "Uh ya it's pretty gay."
Frieza: "WHY.. YOU what do YOU know!"
Frieza: ::Promply blows Zarbon into the next Dimension after being bashed in the face by Goku:: Frieza: "What the Hell! Don't smear my make up F*** RaG!!!"

Piccolo: "I am a Super Saiyan!!"
Vegeta: "Wait, Aren't you a Namek??"
Piccolo: "Details, details."
Bulma: "Vegeta, that was so great, you're an animal!"
Vegeta: "Well, I am a Super Saiyan."
Bubbles: "Hey, why the hell is everyone always chasing me?"
Vegeta: "Goku, I have some disturbing news. We are brothers!"
Goku: Aww f***!! Your shitting me!

Goku: "No thanks, I'm full"

Bulma: "Thank you for calling 555-BABE….Do you want to know what I am wearing?"
Goku: "Bulma!? Is that you??"

Krillin: "Hey Gohan, Screw wishing our friends back! Wish for immortality!!"
Gohan: "Your right Krillin, we should just wish Frieza away!"

Tien: "Oh My god!!! What is that on my forehead!! Get it off! Get it off!"

Bulma to goku: "Well sure, we can go out to dinner with you guys, How about Saturday?"
Vegita (whining): "But Bulma, we can't go Saturday….That's our SPECIAL night!"

Vegeta to Bulma: "Your just using me for my body, aren't you!"

Mr. Popo: "Does anyone know where I put my tanning oil?"

Goku having fun with Chi-Chi: "Power pole extend!!"

Vegeta: "Trunks....I am your father!!Trunks: Yeah dad, I know, I told you that, remember?"
Vegeta: "well...I.....damn!!!"

Scene: Goku After A Night Of Drinking
Goku: "you know krillin....I have something to tell you.."
Krillin: "what is it buddy?"
Goku: "I have always....well....had a thing for you..."
Krillin: "Goku..you're drunk....you don't know what you're saying!"
Goku: "No krillin!! I am seeing it all clearly now!! it all makes sense!"

Scene: Vegita Spanking Trunks
Vegeta: "What did I tell you about using that sword!? You can't use it until you clean your room!"
Trunks: "but dad!! I diiiiid cleam my room! Vegeta: Now now obey your father."

Chowzu: "Tien............be honest with me.........am I short?"

Krillin: "Hey Goku, do you know that you have been wearing those same clothes since that day I came to your reunion?"

Scene: Vegeta is on the phone with the Home-Shopping Network
Vegeta: "yes, get me the pink rabbit fur slippers, and that shag love seat as well. What's that???? My credit card number!!! Don't you know who you are talking to??? I am a Saiyan prince!! I command you to deliver them to me now!!! Hello!!! Hello???!?!"

Chowsue: "Hey Tien, I REALLY like your third eye......if you knwo what I mean...... (wink-wink)"

Nappa: "Im a Super saiyan! WHat, im not how bout now! what still not? How the f*** can u tell!"

Scene: Goku training with King Kai
King Kai: "Ok Goku, concentrate."
Goku: "Alright I am."
King Kai: "Ok now do the move i taught you."
Goku: "Ok ::Goku uses it and blows out fire and it hits King Kai::"
Bubbles: "Ahhhhh itz godzilla!"
Goku: "Im hungry."
King Kai: "Ahhhh a hungry godzilla!"

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