MONKEES RUN AMOK
By T'Monkeelover

"Hello what is up?" Davy Jones said when he got to the kitchen where Micky Dolenz and Peter Tork were eating cereal.

"We are having cereal" they said.

"where is our leader Mike Nesmith?"

Peter shruged and the curly headed Monkee said "I don't know " as he poured himself some more Honey 'n Nuts Captn Crunch cereal. It's his fave. Peter likes Frosted Flakes and is eating it.

"Hey Mike do you want some cereal?' Davy called into the other room of the Pad as he poured a bowl of Sugar smacks which are his fave cereal. "I'm 'ungry."

Mike Nesmith, their leader, stomped into the kitchen as if he is mad or something and he picked up Davy's bowl of cereal and threw it against the wall!

"if I want cereal I will ask for it!" he yelled!

The other 3 Monkees, Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, and, Peter Tork, had their mouths hanging open because they were so surprised! Mike Nesmith is always the calm one with the smart ideas and solving problems. Thats why he is the leader.

Then, Davy runs into the bathroom and cries because now there are no more Sugar smacks for him to eat.

"Mike man what is wrong with you ? Micky asked?

"You made Davy cry." Said Peter. "He is in the bathroom and he is crying."

"i can't tell you what is wrong said Mike"

"Why not?

"Becuase I'm the leader that's why ."

"Could you tell Amy ?" said Micky.

"Amy is the problem ."

Micky and Peter looked at each other more surprised than before becuase Mike is the leader so he never has problems and when he does Amy always helps but Mike is saying that Amy is the problem! Think how surprised they are and what are they thinking! They don't know what to say so they don't.

Then, Mike went off somewhere to be alone and Davy came out of the bathroom. Micky and Peter hugged him friendfully until he felt better and then they all 3 decided they better go to Amy's to ask her what is going on.

"Amy what is going on?" they asked.

But Mike was already there and looking really out of it and weird and he wouldn't even talk to them. He had Davy's best tambourine with him so Davy was hoping that maybe he would get spanked for being such a big baby and crying in the bathroom over Sugar smacks but instead Mike shook it (the tamborine) and then they saw something really strange coming up the beach!

A little Vokswagon car came up going honk honk! and then 2 evil clowns got out with big clown feet and scary hats and they weren't smiling except for the painted on smiles.

"I'm scared!" the smallest Monkee said quiveringly.

"Don't worry I'm sure no more clowns can fit in that car " Micky said but he was wrong because 2 more clowns eviller and scarier got out. And then 2 more and 2 more

BUT IT WASN'T FUNNY!!

And then Keith Partridge got out of the little car and it really wasn't funny and he went over to Amy and stood beside her.

And then Eva Gabor got out of the little car and she looked at the 3 scaredest Monkees ever. She gave them a really dirty look. Then she looked at Mike and the other Monkees were all 3 hoping he would say something so Eva Gabor wouldn't give them another dirty look but he just went crosseyes and pulled his wool hat down.

" Vy are they here?' Eva Gabor asked snootishly.

"They just showed up." Said Amy explaining. "They are Mike Nesmith's friends. They are Monkees. He is their leader."

"You should all leave." Said Eva Gabor. "you don't understand what's going on here and it's private."

"what is going on, Eva Gabor?" Peter asked.

"Mike Nesmith has to marry Amy ."

Oh no! the other 3 Monkees all thought. Amy is p.g.? This will ruin all their careers but mostly Mike Nesmith's.

"I am not p.g." Amy said as if she could read all their minds. "mike Nesmith is having poon far. He has gone too long without even making out."

Mike made this groan like Lurch on the Addams Family. Everyone looked at him.

"Eva Gabor," he whispered hurtingly.

"You can't talk during poon far!" Eva Gabor yelled!

"Send Micky Dolenz, Davy Jones, and Peter Tork away," he pleads beggingly.

Eva Gabor got this really snooty look on her face as if she smelled something bad and then she said "Are thee Monkee or are thee human?"

Mike sucked in a whole bunch of air through his nose and his voice got all growly like they'd never heard it before.

"I am the leader of the Monkees!"

Then he shook the tambourine really hard and the evil Clowns began pounding on big round drums that went BOOM! BOOM! And Keith Partrige put his hands on his hips and looked really macho and tough.

"Stop!" yelled Amy! "I want him to fight for me!"

"Can she do that?" asked Peter Tork.

"Yes it's okay," said Eva Gabor. "She gets to pick someone for Mike to fight vith and then she vill marry the vinner ."

Amy folded her hands and marched around in a really prissy way thinking hard so she wouldn't forget her lines.

"as it was in the beginning once upon a time until they all lived happily ever after world without end amen." Then she stopped and pointed at Davy Jones and her eyes got really big as if she was excited about something.

"I CHOOSE HIM!"

"You can't do that!" Yelled Keith Partridge! "You promised I could be the one to fight Mike Nesmith!"

"Shut Up!" yelled Amy. "Why would I want you when I can have one of the Monkees?"

But Davy had ran into Amy's bathroom and was crying because he was so scared of Eva Gabor and the Evil Clowns and he knew keith Partridge would pound him good if he got a chance.

So then Amy chose Micky Dolenz!!!

So Micky and Mike were fighting and rolling around on the beach with lots of sand and camera angles to make more action. But poor Micky Dolenz had been making out a lot with Samantha all night so he was too tired and Peter realized that Micky is going to lose and Mike is going to win.

But then Mike started strangling Mickey and Peter got worried because what if Micky can't sing after that so he said to Eva Gabor,"Can you stop the fight please ?"

"Not until one of them is dead." She said in a dead voice.

"That's not fair!" yelled Peter!

"The fair is the fair" said Eva Gabor.

"Well at least let me give Micky some drugs so his last moments will be happy " said Peter having a good idea.

"OK" said Eva Gabor.

So the Evil Clowns pulled the 2 fighting Monkees apart while Peter gave Micky some Lsd then they fought some more until Micky Dolenz was dead! Then, Mike wasn't in poon far anymore and think how he felt to have killed his friend Micky Dolenz. He felt really bad and he didn't want to marry Amy or even make out.

"Why did you make me kill Micky Dolenz?' he asked and he was really mad.

"I don't know." Amy said as she shrugged looking really pretty. " you're so famous and everything and even though I love you and everything you would always be famous with lots of girls loving you so I figured if you fought with one of the other Monkees it wouldn't matter who won because the other guy wouldn't want me after that and even if he did, who cares because the Monkees will go on tour and I can be with Keith Partridge who won't be famous much longer and can't even get a gig at Holiday Inn."

Even Mike Nesmith, the leader of the Monkees, couldn't believe how smart Amy is!

"you are so logical" he said.

"I hope we are all still friends" she said.

"yes we are. All except Micky because he's dead."

Hearing Micky Dolenz is dead, Davy Jones came out of the bathroom and cried in front of everyone until Eva Gabor slapped him . While Davy was standing there shockishly with his hand on his face where she slapped him, Micky got up! Everyone is surprised and wants to know why he isn't dead?

"The Lsd Peter gave me made all of you think I was dead," he explained laughing and punching Peter in the arm who smiled.

"Lsd doesn't work that way," Keith Partridge said. "It doesn't give other people hallucintions."

"Shut up I'm alive I don't have to listen to you." Said Micky.

Then the Monkees all punched each other playingly and Amy gave Davy some Sugar smacks.

The end.