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Here you can find audio clips of some funny lines in the KP episodes. To save space on the page, I have typed up the "main line" for each clip. More coming soon! Mind Games Kim as Ron: Ron, we'll be blown up too. / Ron as Kim: Ah man! Click Ron: Good news, we're all back in our "bods". Bad news, I think we neutronalized the neutronalizer. Click Ron as Kim: I told you not to get near the brainswitcher!/Kim as Ron: No you didn't!/Ron as Kim: well I was THINKING it...right before my brain got switched! Click Ron as Kim: I dig this wardrobe, the breeze is quite refreshing! Click Shego: and you two switched...(laughs) oh this is too great! You say something!/Ron as Kim: BYE BYE. Click Kim as Ron: and that's the routine. Got it?/Ron as Kim: Yeah!/Kim as Ron: Can you do it?/Ron as Kim: No way! Click Drakken as Dobbs: Careful around the neutronalizer! (Crashes) Click Drakken: WELL! The army! That's just DANDY! Click Ron as Kim: How come I finally get the chance to be you..and I still end up the distraction? Click Ron: Not dumb luck, Kim...Dumb skill. Click Shego: Don't let them get to the --elevator dings--elevator. Click Ron: It's Drakken's evil twin! Click Ron as Kim: But I'm Kim! Finish ME! Click Ron as Kim: Your hair, it's so - flippy! Click Ron as Kim: Who do I look like?/Wade: Nice try, Brain switch boy. Click Shego: I got him--her--whatever. I got him. Click Drakken as Dobbs: I want my body. / Dobbs as Drakken: You can have it! It's UGLY! And it itches something fierce! Click Tim: I wanna switch brains with you...Click Ron: Rufus, quit climbing up my leg! Click Ron: Otherwise known as having a social life. Click Drakken as Dobbs: I have no idea but the military had it, it was top secret that's good enough for me. Click Ron as Kim: Alright, I'm gonna be popular! Click Kim as Ron: None. I wallowed in the low expectations. Click Ron: Gimme a K! Gimme an I! Gimme an M! What's that spell?! Click Kim as Ron: Let's get some...what would you call it..."Lunchage"?/Ron as Kim: Snackage Kim, Snackage, never Lunchage..Click Ron as Kim: Point taken Dr.P. But how else do you explain my bare midrift?/Kim as Ron: UUURGH! Click Attack of the Killer Bebes Kim: Oh. This isn't about a boy, it's about Ron. Click Ron: Heyyy Ladies, let's boogie! Click Ron: Yes. I mean, NOO! Click Ron: I'm only (chh) hearing (chh) every (chh) other (chh) word! Click Ron: Don't think I didn't hear that baby comment. I heard it. Click Kim: Brown bear backpacks are cute. Ron as a cheerleader - not cute. Click Dr.Drakken: Okay, so theres only one Possible in Middleton... Click Rufus: HI! Click Rufus: BANANA!/Bonnie: This is IDIOTIC! Click Dr.Drakken: So, Kim Possible is near./Ron: OH YES!....Actually, no. Click Dr.Drakken: I shall PROVE it! Where's the phone book....Click Kim: Turn off the drama and EAT!/Ron: Not hungry. Click Ron: No thanks, I'll fly solo! Well I won't be FLYING...but I'll get there somehow! Click Sink or Swim Check tommorow I'm sick up loading... Crush Check...Tommorow..... Monkey Fist Strikes Ron: Monkeys, apes, they all hold stuff with their feet! We're talkin' freaks of nature! Click Monkey Fist: So, now you know my secret...which you will take to your grave. Click Ron: Kim I've got the monkey....AHH I'VE GOT THE MONKEY!!!! Click Ron: A monkey at camp...a live one!/Kim: Your obsessed...SLEEP! (Oh, it's just a hooded ninija.) Click Ron: LALALALAL MONKEY STOP LALALLALA! Click Ron: What's the statue of?/Monty: ...A monkey./Ron: (shudders) Click Wade: Hi Kim, Ron./Kim: WADE? Live?/Ron: In person? High five! AHH! Wades a ghost! WADES A GHOST! Click Rufus: Majorly fun! Click Monkey Fist: MONKEY! /Ron: AHHHH! Click Bueno Nacho Kim: Thank you, captain obvious. Click Kim: Funky...a cheese covered building. Click Ron: Question! Is this some kind of cheese covered building? Click Kim: Get this...I'm inside the cheese wheel!/Wade: Which surprisingly is not a cheese covered building! Click Drakken: PLEASE do not tell me that this is actually MADE of cheese! I thought it was a cheese covered building! Click Ron: 58 your orders great, 59 lookin' fine! 60--your foods ready. Click Kim: NED?/Ron: Dude...what are you wearing? Click Ron: Kim, never work where you food. Click Ron: Taco meets Nacho. I call it "The Naco" Click Kimitation Nation Check back tommorow.... Downhill Barken: Let's go before that Amy women force feeds me coco again...Click Kim: So not the drama! Click Ron: Rufus! Your a mutant!/Kim: Gross! Click Ron: Mr.Barken...babe magnet./Barken: Drop it, Stoppable. Click Ron: Quick we gotta get Rufus back!/Kim: AND Mr.Barken./Ron: Right, him too...Click Ron: Um, question. Whats up with the monsters? Click Kim: Find your snowmonster?/Ron: Shh! How much do you know? Click Ron: Rufus! Your okay! ...And your wearing Barken's clothes...? Click Ron: Rufus, I know you're in there buddy......Click DNAmy: Oh well. Now you'll find out what it's like to be genetically fused with a HAIRLESS RODENT! Click Barken: Lady, you are.../DNAmy: Speecial?/Barken: You are SICK...and WRONG! Click Pain King vs. Cleopatra (more coming soon) Check tommorow.... |