Here you can find audio clips of some funny lines in the KP episodes. To save space on the page, I have typed up the "main line" for each clip. More coming soon!

Mind Games
Kim as Ron: Ron, we'll be blown up too. / Ron as Kim: Ah man! Click
Ron: Good news, we're all back in our "bods". Bad news, I think we neutronalized the neutronalizer.
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Ron as Kim: I told you not to get near the brainswitcher!/Kim as Ron:  No you didn't!/Ron as Kim: well I was THINKING it...right before my brain got switched!
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Ron as Kim: I dig this wardrobe, the breeze is quite refreshing!
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Shego: and you two switched...(laughs) oh this is too great! You say something!/Ron as Kim: BYE BYE.
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Kim as Ron: and that's the routine. Got it?/Ron as Kim: Yeah!/Kim as Ron: Can you do it?/Ron as Kim: No way! Click
Drakken as Dobbs: Careful around the neutronalizer! (Crashes)
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Drakken: WELL! The army! That's just DANDY!
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Ron as Kim: How come I finally get the chance to be you..and I still end up the distraction?
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Ron: Not dumb luck, Kim...Dumb skill.
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Shego: Don't let them get to the --elevator dings--elevator.
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Ron: It's Drakken's evil twin!
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Ron as Kim: But I'm Kim! Finish ME!
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Ron as Kim: Your hair, it's so - flippy!
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Ron as Kim: Who do I look like?/Wade: Nice try, Brain switch boy.
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Shego: I got him--her--whatever. I got him.
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Drakken as Dobbs: I want my body. / Dobbs as Drakken: You can have it! It's UGLY! And it itches something fierce!
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Tim: I wanna switch brains with you...
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Ron: Rufus, quit climbing up my leg!
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Ron: Otherwise known as having a social life.
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Drakken as Dobbs: I have no idea but the military had it, it was top secret that's good enough for me.
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Ron as Kim: Alright, I'm gonna be popular!
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Kim as Ron: None. I wallowed in the low expectations.
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Ron: Gimme a K! Gimme an I! Gimme an M! What's that spell?!
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Kim as Ron: Let's get some...what would you call it..."Lunchage"?/Ron as Kim: Snackage Kim, Snackage, never Lunchage..
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Ron as Kim: Point taken Dr.P. But how else do you explain my bare midrift?/Kim as Ron: UUURGH!
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Attack of the Killer Bebes
Kim: Oh. This isn't about a boy, it's about Ron. Click
Ron: Heyyy Ladies, let's boogie!
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Ron: Yes. I mean, NOO!
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Ron: I'm only (chh) hearing (chh) every (chh) other (chh) word!
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Ron: Don't think I didn't hear that baby comment. I heard it. Click
Kim: Brown bear backpacks are cute. Ron as a cheerleader - not cute.
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Dr.Drakken: Okay, so theres only one Possible in Middleton...
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Rufus: HI!
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Rufus: BANANA!/Bonnie: This is IDIOTIC!
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Dr.Drakken: So, Kim Possible is near./Ron: OH YES!....Actually, no.
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Dr.Drakken: I shall PROVE it! Where's the phone book....
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Kim: Turn off the drama and EAT!/Ron: Not hungry.
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Ron: No thanks, I'll fly solo! Well I won't be FLYING...but I'll get there somehow!
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Sink or Swim
Check tommorow I'm sick up loading...

Crush
Check...Tommorow.....

Monkey Fist Strikes
Ron: Monkeys, apes, they all hold stuff with their feet! We're talkin' freaks of nature! Click
Monkey Fist: So, now you know my secret...which you will take to your grave.
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Ron: Kim I've got the monkey....AHH I'VE GOT THE MONKEY!!!!
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Ron: A monkey at camp...a live one!/Kim: Your obsessed...SLEEP! (Oh, it's just a hooded ninija.)
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Ron: LALALALAL MONKEY STOP LALALLALA!
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Ron: What's the statue of?/Monty: ...A monkey./Ron: (shudders)
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Wade: Hi Kim, Ron./Kim: WADE? Live?/Ron: In person? High five! AHH! Wades a ghost! WADES A GHOST!
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Rufus: Majorly fun!
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Monkey Fist: MONKEY! /Ron: AHHHH!
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Bueno Nacho
Kim: Thank you, captain obvious. Click
Kim: Funky...a cheese covered building.
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Ron: Question! Is this some kind of cheese covered building?
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Kim: Get this...I'm inside the cheese wheel!/Wade: Which surprisingly is not a cheese covered building! Click
Drakken: PLEASE do not tell me that this is actually MADE of cheese! I thought it was a cheese covered building!
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Ron: 58 your orders great, 59 lookin' fine! 60--your foods ready.
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Kim: NED?/Ron: Dude...what are you wearing?
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Ron: Kim, never work where you food.
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Ron: Taco meets Nacho. I call it "The Naco" Click


Kimitation Nation
Check back tommorow....


Downhill
Barken: Let's go before that Amy women force feeds me coco again...Click
Kim: So not the drama!
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Ron: Rufus! Your a mutant!/Kim: Gross!
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Ron: Mr.Barken...babe magnet./Barken: Drop it, Stoppable.
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Ron: Quick we gotta get Rufus back!/Kim: AND Mr.Barken./Ron: Right, him too...
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Ron: Um, question. Whats up with the monsters?
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Kim: Find your snowmonster?/Ron: Shh! How much do you know?
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Ron: Rufus! Your okay! ...And your wearing Barken's clothes...?
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Ron: Rufus, I know you're in there buddy......
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DNAmy: Oh well. Now you'll find out what it's like to be genetically fused with a HAIRLESS RODENT! Click
Barken: Lady, you are.../DNAmy: Speecial?/Barken: You are SICK...and WRONG!
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Pain King vs. Cleopatra (more coming soon)
Check tommorow....