COSMOgirl!
Does your "crush" like you?

1. You are hanging at the local hangout, and your girl posse runs into your crush and his buds, does he
A. Act like he is too cool for you.
B. Act like he dislikes you.
C. Act like he likes you.

2. You walk up to your crush at school and throw yourself at his feet. Does he
@. Pick you up and say with a megacute smile, "Nice trip."
ß. Throw up all over because he hates you.
©. Asks for your hand in marriage.

3. You are giggling with your girlie girls in science lab and your crush looks in your direction, causing you to drop your beaker. He
a. Laughs and points it out to the whole class.
b. Continues with his experiment. He wasn't actually looking at you, he was checking the time.
c. Walks up and acts really sensitive and says something totally cool to you like he cares like, "That's cool, let me help you clean this up."

4. You are at the movies and your crush is working behind the counter. You walk up to the counter and nervously fidget with the napkins or something. He
A. Keeps cleaning. Then after a while, looks at you and says, "Are you going to buy something?"
B. Goes to the bathroom. For the next 30 minutes.
C. Slides over to where you are standing and talks to you.

5. You are at a kegger and you are totally smashed, you know, like puking everywhere. Then all of a sudden, your crush comes out of nowhere. You didn't know he was going to be here since he is the quiet, shy and studious type and is good at sports, but doesn't like to get drunk. So anyway, he
@. Starts acting like a wild monkey and says, "Hey look at me! I am [insert your name here]! I am a stupid drunk girl! Hey everyone, laugh at the fool!"
ß. Totally blows you off and hooks up with your BFF.
©. Cleans the vomit off your face with a warm washcloth, then straightens out your hair, tells you its alright and drives you home.

Ok, girl! Add up your the number of "C" answers you circled and tally them up. Your score:
Number of CsWhat it totally means
0This guy is a totally insensitive creep. Stay away from him because it will make you BOTH happier.
1Start praying, there might be hope...that is if you think there is hope for Ross and Phoebe
2Getting closer, but I would be careful not to get hurt.
3Someone special might just have their eye on you, but be careful, it could be a false alarm. Try asking one of his BFF's to get a more accurate opinion.
4Whoa, I think there is definitly hope for this relationship, there is probably a rational explanation for why he blew you off that one time.
5RED ALERT, GIRLFRIEND! This guy totally has the megahots for you. But don't rush into it. Bide your time, because this guy is yours for the taking. Play with his head a little and tease him until he begs for mercy and follows you around. Then dump him like a ragdoll, because, honestly, girl, you are too good for him.
Glossary of terms:
BFF: Best Friends Forever, duh!

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