Ten Reasons to Keep Christmas Alive
10. Without Christmas, the candied fruit market would collapse!
9. Without Christmas, our slow, uneventful lives would have no stress whatsoever!
8. Without Christmas, barking dogs wouldn't have a music career!
7. Without Christmas, Santa Claus would only be a very strange, overweight man with poor fashion sense!
6. Without Christmas, there would be no Christmas bonuses!
5. Without Christmas, you'd have to buy all your own slippers and socks!
4. Without Christmas, your cat would never know the joy of coughing up tinsel and batting the ornaments off the tree!
3. Without Christmas, December would feel a lot like February!
2. Without Christmas, Eggnog becomes just a distastful beverage!
And the number one reason for keeping Christmas alive is:
1. Without Christmas, there would BE no Easter! That means there would also be: no hope, no forgiveness, and no victory over the grave. If that's the case, then the TRUE meaning of Christmas is certainly something worth celebrating! Thank God for Christmas!!
Merry Christmas Y'all!
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