10. We have four seasons as opposed to one, meaning SNOW at CHRISTMAS
9. We actually have a downtown
8. You can see stars at night, i.e. no nasty smog
7. We have a cool river with boats
6. The Magnificent Mile is completely covered in little white lights during the holidays
5. We have less crime
4. We have lightning bugs, and not just the fake kind at Disneyland
3. Gas, milk, and schools are cheaper
2. We have cool accents
and the number 1 reason of all time...
1. PEOPLE AREN'T SNOBBY, STUCK-UP, SELF-OBSESSED ASSHOLES!!! |
