Dear Buddies: Who likes the new addition to the site as well as the slightly different layout?  Females and gay men better be grateful, dammit. So tonight is my sorority (Alpha Chi Omega) invite called Beach Bash, at which me, V, and Lisamann are all going to go as hot sexy lifeguards.  "No, Chapter President, I was just...showing my date my CPR expertise." In other news, not too much is up.  I am going to take this moment to recommend History 461, 19th Century American Thought, to each and every one of you college students out there.  It is so damn cool. Ok, I'm done being lame.  Now it's time to be drunk-- SEE BELOW Mood of the day (trying to be excited but so damn tired) Weather in L.A. out my office window

September 28, 2001

H to the iz-o, V to the iz-A...

Dear Buddies: Basically I am a huge badass today since I am now Vice President of the phattest house on campus, Alpha Chi Omega.  Hells yeah mofo. In other news, I have a question: how long is the "wait period" between a friend breaking  up with a guy and  you getting on him?  Because in my group of friends, it seems like FOREVER is the only viableoption. My friend Lisa is having problems leading on this poor guy, Mike.  I am telling her to either shit or get off the pot, dammit.  The girl needs to get over herself. We were in Berkeley this whole weekend, where I'd like to say thus: THE BETAS AT CAL ARE THE HOTTEST MEN IN THIS CONTINTENTAL STATE.  Holy crap.  Shout out to Mike, Josh, Eric, and "Mitch Buchanan" for being so sexy I have new dreams at night. Anything else...this week I plan to get repeatedly shitty until I can secure a date for our invite on Friday.  Any takers?  Please email me from the link on my main page.  Must hate UCLA as much as I do, as Friday night will being my personal tailgating for the game on Saturday. Well now that I'm hyped up on caffeine and lack of sleep, I leave you. SEE BELOW Mood of the day (FRUSTRATED...if you know what I mean) Weather in L.A. out my office window

November 13, 2001