Diary12

Dear Buddies:

Today the Mandafesto will wax a bit pathetic. I aplogize. The question simply remains: HOW DO I FORGET ABOUT THE BIG ASSHOLE?

To quote some lame chick song, "I'll never get over you getting over me." What the hell? I am a huge f*cking pimp, dammit, and he better recognize. Don't playa hate, congratulate. And yet he does not.

Ah, well. I guess I am destined to be single and unhappy forever. Great! Better take up some spinster hobby now before it's too late. Anyone have openings in their bridge club?

In other breaking news, I have not been wasted drunk in over a week now. Last Tuesday was the last time. Does this sound like a problem to any other college student? YEAH I THOUGHT SO. Donate to my cause, dammit.

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Mood of the day (pissed off at existence)

Weather in L.A. out my office window

Dear Buddies:

Amazingly, I actually had FUN in BARTLETT over Turkey weekend! Can you believe? I guess guys and Salsa Verde Doritos can make anything fun.

Have you ever had someone call you every day and then suddenly stop calling right when you WANT them to call? Am I making little to no sense? Basically, if you are reading this, and you feel the need to call me, DO SO - I'm waiting...

I think this website needs a little pick-me-upper, but I don't have time to revamp the formatting or anything intense. Any ideas? Email my new mad cool email address.

I want to regale you all with fun tales of college life, but I'm lame...oh here we go! My friends and I are in this group called the P.E.C. - Perversity Encouragement Council! It's phat and perverted as hell. I think you all should come to one of our meetings - we can't keep a straight face for two seconds. OK late.

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Mood of the day (sleepy and content)

Weather in L.A. out my office window