Men

Manda's Nickname: Dan "Hottie With a Body" Cortese
Where You've Seen Him: Old School MTV
Why He Is Worshiped by Me: Look at the pecs! Look at them! Imagine their smooth, resilient skin! Yeah exactly. Also has some pretty good hair, I dig when he highlights it. That looks really sexy as well.

Manda's Nickname: Jimmy "So Funny Let's Get Married" Fallon
Where You've Seen Him: Saturday Night Live
Why He Is Worshiped by Me: Sense of humor being the end-all, be-all of guys in my mind, funnyman Jimmy has laughed his way into my heart. Lame. The perfect teeth, thick eyebrows, cute little dorky sense of style, cute voice, and cool messed-up hairstyle also add a little bit to the package.

Manda's Nickname: Jimmy "So Funny Let's Get Married" Fallon
Where You've Seen Him: Saturday Night Live
Why He Is Worshiped by Me: Sense of humor being the end-all, be-all of guys in my mind, funnyman Jimmy has laughed his way into my heart. Lame. The perfect teeth, thick eyebrows, cute little dorky sense of style, cute voice, and cool messed-up hairstyle also add a little bit to the package.

Manda's Nickname: Mark "God Incarnate" Hoppus
Where You've Seen Him: punk band Blink 182
Why He Is Worshiped by Me: Again with the funny antics, I love Mark like no other. I would participate in activities relating to the removal of his wife, I want him so. He is the perfect guy in looks, personality, and intelligence. There is no other. All men take note: this is your idol!

Manda's Nickname: Simon "Rhymes With Hymen, Sucker" Rex
Where You've Seen Him: Also Old School MTV
Why He Is Worshiped by Me: Despite rumors that he's as flaming as a plate of fajitas, I still think he is an exceptionally well-toned and good looking gentlemen. You could wash clothes on that stomach, too. I have. ;)

Manda's Nickname: Brian "McSexy" McFayden
Where You've Seen Him: Current MTV, namely TRL
Why He Is Worshiped by Me: Witty. Funny. A bit shy. Taking over stupid Carson's position. OK, Carson's not stupid. But Tara Reid? Come on! Ew! Oh yeah, Brian's hot. Case closed.

Manda's Nickname: Taylor "The Original" Hanson
Where You've Seen Him: rock band Hanson
Why He Is Worshiped by Me: Ok, so I've been in love with him since I was 13. You got a problem? He is talented, religious, and beautiful. I love him. He knows, I've sent letters. And I plan to send more, even if he DIDN'T come to my Junior prom.