| Yo, Snorty McYak here. |
| Sup? My name is Snorty and I live at The Mandafesto. Lately I've been soul searching and have finally found a place to call my own. Here I can express my thoughts, strut my stuff, and live happily in my own filth. |
| The Hizee on me: |
| I am indeed male. IYou can't tell from the pic, but believe me. VERY MALE. |
| My favorite food is grass, but I also enjoy a steak every now and then. |
| I am single and looking for someone who likes to "graze" if you know what I mean. |
| My butt looks really huge in this picture. Ugh. |
| I have no middle name but the last name is Irish. |
| Note to all humans: |
| Don't ask me to do stupid pet tricks, such as "making yak sounds" or "impaling my little brother in the ass with your horns." I will, however, link to your site or give a yak-out to your mom. So ask. |
| My Peeps: |
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| Turn-ons: |
| Turn-offs: |
| - nice hooves - dumps like a truck - Manda (*ed. note: aww, thanks, Snorty!) - long trots on the beach |
| - your mom - short horns - Texas - bad yak breath |
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| Click on this neato self-portrait I drew to email me and get the wisdom of the yak. |
| SNORTY'S PHOTO GALLERY |
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| Snorty's little sister, Snortella. She currently resides in Texas. |
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| Snorty as a baby. Come on now, it's aderber. |
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| Snorty's 21st birthday party. He claims he doesn't know the woman up on his ass. |
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| Cousin Yakko |
| My ex, Yakelda |
| Tragedy has struck the quiet world of Snorty. Click here to see an article straight from a respected Milwaukee press source...and cry with me. |
| HELP SAVE SNORTY...STOP THE MADNESS! |