| Our Mission |
| W.A.A. serves over a million website addicts worldwide in offering the best possible satirical and discouraging treatment available to make sure your ego is crushed so far that you stop working on your site out of blatant shame. |
| WEBPAGE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS |
| FEATURED TOPIC: When you can't stop building your stupid website Hello, my name is Manda. I have been a GeoCities PageBuilder addict for about two months now. My addiction has gotten so bad that I find myself making pages for an imaginary yak. I feel isolated from my friends and family as they have now become innocent pawns as names and faces on my webpage. I can only hope that this page will reach others like me and help us all live in harmony again with those who DON'T have their own page (shudder). |
| FEATURED TIP: Use other forms of communication. Try to stay away from email for a few days, since every Web Addict knows email is only a click away from working on the site. Instead of checking the computer for things like show times, directions, and porn...um...anyway, pick up the phone. The same services are there, with no temptation. |
| OTHER ADDICTS: Kelifornication Sir William Gates Sean Strudleman Lisamann |
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| Get on the fast road to recovery. Email the WAA now and recieve your FREE membership package! |
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| Your FREE WAA MEMBERSHIP PACKAGE INCLUDES: a swift kick in the ass by one of our trained professionals one (1) crowbar with which to bash your computer system into small pieces a lonely and desparate young adult to make you feel like you have a friend AND MUCH MUCH MORE! |
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| WE WELCOME OUR NEW MEMBERS: Lisamann...party girl by day, nerd hacker by night. Her site combines a puzzling mix of drinking games and Real World commentary, raising the question: is she cool? or a dork at heart? Jess...though her site isn't up quite yet, she claims addiction. Adept with the scanner, we can only wait to see what damage this computer head will do. |
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| WARNING SIGNS: You start putting secret links in your website, for example, pages linked from little innocent clouds on your main page, thinking people will actually think you're cool... |
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| No that's not porn...it's ART...you sick, sick addict.. |