Death, Rebirth and the stuff in between

FOREWORD: I don't know exactly when this was written except that it was after lunch and Kaz-chan had been avoiding me for the last half hour.  There are a few brief comments by our other friend Joe Cool/Drunken Joe.  Kaz uses so many other characters in this that I've just left all their speech in pink instead of using a different colour like in the Peter Pan one.  And Kendra is... well... I had this role-play thing going on an MB at the time and Kendra was a Wizardmon who had been stalking me.  But that comes later.

Rocke: Is there any particular reason you're acting terrified of me?

Kaz: ...

That doesn't explain much.

...

I'll just drop it, shall I?

... I dunno...

Neither do I.

I'm sorry.  *cries*

What for?

*cries louder* Everything

Um... okay... you're getting depressed (and depressing) again.

*falls to knees*  ;_;

Bloody hell!  I forgive you already, now cheer up!

*continues to scream, kick & wail in fits on the ground*

I'm thinking this is overkill.  You're hurting my ears.

*coughs up blood & flem*

Joe Cool: GROSS!  I'll never eat again!

No, that doesn't look very pretty.  Try talking, it's a lot less painful.

*chokes*

What's wrong?  Please, just put me out of my misery and tell me why you're hysterical!

Can't... breathe...

Bugger.

*vomits*

GROSS!

Would you mind stepping outside when you do that?

*begins to cry hysterically again*

*looking really uncomfortable* Um, Kaz?

*coughs before passing out*

Oh dear.  Gbge.

Damn, she fainted again.  Someone help me dump her in this GIANT TUB OF WHISKY!!!

*twitches*

Look, it's YAMATO.  Nice of you and TRUNKS to drop around to see Kaz, but she's unconscious right now.

*dies*  +_+

Bugger.  Vegeta, hand me that shovel, will you?

Vegeta:  *grunt*

Fine, I'll get Goku to dig me a hole then.

Vegeta:  He's dead.

0.o  Oops.  Gohan then.  Goodness knows I can't dig a decent grave.

Vegeta: Gohan's off screwing Videl.

Woa!

*grumbles*  There must be some living being on this planet who isn't dead, lazy or currently screwing someone!

Vegeta: You.

ha ha

Stuff you!  *whacks Veggie over the head with the shovel*

Vegeta:  *grabs shovel & knocks Meg unconscious*  DON'T EVA MESS UP MY HAIR!!!

My friend is dead, I don't give a damn about your hair!  (as a matter of fact, I don't give a damn about you, either)

Vegeta: *growls deeply, before a power aurora surrounds him*  Who gives a shit, anyway?

You, obviously.

Vegeta:  I don't care about you!  You r nothing compared to me!

*shrugs*  No, I'm not nearly as evilly idiotic or violent as you.  Well, know that Kaz is dead I'm gonna go say hi to Taichi.  See you!

Vegeta:  Oh no you don't.  Taichi doesn't want you he was a follower of your friend.  Her being so loyal to him, he's decided to be loyal to her.

Bulma:   Hey Veg!  They're all ready!

Vegeta:  *nods*  You will live a lonely life.  All of your friend's bishounen are coming with me!

*Vegeta lifts me up and flies off, Bulma in an aeroplane following*

*snorts and waves goodbye*  Oh, yeah, right.  And I'm sure if Tai had been mine and I died, she would have kept HER hands off him.  Get real.

Vegeta:  FOOL!  YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.  WAIT AND FIND OUT.   

I thought you left.  Well, in the meantime, Sora and I are going swimming.

Vegeta:  *MAJORSWEATDROP*

Well, I figured Kaz wouldn't have invited Sora, so...

Vegeta:  IT'S NOT A FUNERAL!  *twitches*

But Kasumi koi -chan is dead!  What else could it be?

Vegeta:  *smirks, before shooting off*

Thank goodness he's gone.  Now, my dear Sora, do you know any decent hiding places?  I need to get away from that blasted Kendra.

Vegeta:  I HEARD THAT  *majorly disturbed*

Veggie, do you even know who Kendra is?

Vegeta:  I don't care u psyco freak GAY!  (A/N  Hey, he's the one with the pink text!)

Then why are you still here?

Vegeta:  I CAN SCREAM!  I CAN HEAR YOU TOO!

*shakes her head*  C'mon, Sora, we got better things to do!  *heads off towards a town square*

Bulma:  HURRY UP VEGETA!

Vegeta:  *grunts before continuing*

Meanwhile...

Vegeta:  *lays Kaz down*  Can you revive her?

Dende:  I think so *uses power*

Kaz:  *opens eyes*  Mmmm... wassup?

All:  whew!  She's alive!  *wipes tears from eyes*

Kaz:  You're all here!  *sits up*

All:  *hug Kaz*

Vegeta:  hehehe!  Shall I tell her of Megan & Sora?

*flying on Birdramon with Sora*  Hey guys, what'd I miss?  *gasps*  KAZ-CHAAAN!!!!

Kaz: *whimpers and clutches Matt's shirt*

*runs and hugs Kaz*  You're alive!  (for the moment, anyway)  Thank kami-sama!

Kaz:  *cries hysterically*

Matt:  *lifts Kaz up and carries her away from Meg*  Calm down!  *others follow*

*rolls eyes*  Geez, I show a little emotion for once and everyone disappears on me!  *thinks for a moment*  I'm confused.

Kaz: *screams* I'm scared!

Of me?

I dunno...

Great.  Well, while you figure it out, do yo wanna come back down to earth and watch Sora tear a strip out of me for wasting her time?

*looks mortified*  I WANNA STAY HERE!  *grabs all of her bishounen*

*shrugs*  If you like.  Say hi to Dende for me.  And if it matters at all... I missed you.

*sighs*  Oh well...

~The End~

To summarise:  Vegeta needs anger management.  Kaz-chan had too many bishounen.  I like Dende.  I'm not in love with Sora, I AM Sora.  Ignore Vegeta's comments on me 'n' her.  And anyone who knows what 'koi' means, KEEP YER PIEHOLE SHUT!  (that was a slip of the tongue.  It didn't mean ANYTHING AT ALL)