DISCLAIMER: How, oh how could I have forgotten this in my last story? Digimon belongs to Toei Animation and whoever else came up with it (hey, all you need to do is watch the 02 finale and you can see that! If I owned Digimon, there would be NO SORATO! TAIORA FOREVER!!!). “Survivor” and “The Weakest Link”, well, I’m not sure who owns it but it sure ain’t me.

Anyway, here we go!

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You are now entering DigiChat. Please leave your sanity at the door.

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::The_DigiLeader has entered the chatroom.::

::Angel_Kittie has entered the chatroom.::

::DigiKaizerin has entered the chatroom.::

Angel_Kittie: Hi! Are you a newbie?

DigiKaizerin: No – it’s Yolei! I changed my username.

Angel_Kittie: Oh. Sorry Yolei.

::WhIzzKid has entered the chatroom.::

The_DigiLeader: What’s a “Kaizerin”?

::EmperorButterfly has entered the chatroom.::

::Star_Pegasus has entered the chatroom.::

DigiKaizerin: It’s a German word. It means “empress”.

The_DigiLeader: Oh. Right.

EmperorButterfly: You WOULD call yourself that, wouldn’t you?

WhIzzKid: Actually, “Kaiserin” should be spelt with an ‘s’, not a ‘z’.

DigiKaizerin: So? It looks better this way.

WhIzzKid: But that would mean it’d be pronounced wrong…

::The_REAL_DigiLeader has entered the chatroom.::

DigiKaizerin: JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT!!!

The_REAL_DigiLeader: ???

Star_Pegasus: Hi Tai. Davis is in here.

The_DigiLeader: WHY’D YA HAVE TO TELL HIM THAT?!?!?!

::DigiPrincess has entered the chatroom.::

The_REAL_DigiLeader: DAVIS! YOU STILL HAVEN’T GIVEN MY GOGGLES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::The_REAL_DigiLeader was booted out of the chatroom by The_DigiLeader.::

DigiKaizerin: Hi Mimi! Hey, now we’ve got matching usernames! I didn’t even think of that when I changed it!

DigiPrincess: Yolei?

DigiKaizerin: Yup.

::Dr.Doolittle has entered the chatroom.::

::SeaSerpent has entered the chatroom.::

DigiPrincess: Hi Michael! Hi guys! Glad to see you decided to hold the chat at a REASONABLE time. How did you guys all manage to stay up so late?

Dr.Doolittle: Because it wasn’t “so late” over in Japan. We’re in a different time zone over here, remember?

DigiPrincess: Oh yeah. I forgot.

::TennisChick has entered the chatroom.::

TennisChick: Hey, is Matt here?

DigiPrincess: I was about to ask that!

TennisChick: Are you trying to steal my boyfriend?

DigiPrincess: Boyfriend? What boyfriend?

TennisChick: MATT IS MINE, OKAY?!

DigiPrincess: No it isn’t okay.

TennisChick: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

DigiPrincess: What?

::DigiPrincess was booted out of the chatroom by TennisChick.::

Dr.Doolittle: Aw, why’d ya have to do that? I hardly ever get to talk to her any more. Dad won’t let me make international calls.

SeaSerpent: YOU BOOTED OUT MIMI! HOW DARE YOU?! YOU WILL PAY!!!!

::TennisChick was booted out of the chatroom by SeaSerpent.::

Dr. Doolittle: WHAT? You mean you’ve got a crush on Mimi too?

SeaSerpent: She’s MINE!

Dr.Doolittle: No, she’s MINE!

SeaSerpent: MINE!!!

Dr.Doolittle: MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WhIzzKid: What are you two on about? She’s mine!

::KendoKid has entered the chatroom.::

SeaSerpent: Oh yeah?

Dr.Doolittle: Oh yeah?

WhIzzKid: YEAH!

EmperorButterfly: Cut it oio[a;st

::EmperorButterfly has left the chatroom.::

SeaSerpent: Oh yeah?

Dr.Doolittle: Oh yeah?

DigiKaizerin: I think you just scared Ken off.

WhIzzKid: YEAH! The tribe has spoken, and YOU are the weakest link. Goodbye.

::SeaSerpent was booted out of the chatroom by WhIzzKid.::

KendoKid: Um, does anyone remember what happened LAST time Ken left the chatroom after making a weird, incomplete post?

::WhIzzKid was booted out of the chatroom by Dr.Doolittle.::

Dr.Doolittle: Well the tribe may have spoken, but the survivor is the one who can boot the other out the fastest.

::EvilWORM has entered the chatroom.::

KendoKid: Oh no. Not you again.

EvilWORM: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME THIS TIME!

Star_Pegasus: ???

DigiKaizerin: This happened during our last chat, after you left. Wormmon’s been drinking red cordial and is now attempting world domination.

Star_Pegasus: Right…

EvilWORM: BOW BEFORE ME, INCOMPETENT FOOLS! YOU MAY HAVE ESCAPED ME LAST TIME, BUT IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!

::Kaiserin_is_spelt_with_an_S has entered the chatroom.::

DigiKaizerin: You just HAD to get that point across, didn’t you?

Kaiserin_is_spelt_with_an_S: Of course.

DigiKaizerin: WELL YA SHOULDN’T HAVE!!!

::Kaiserin_is_spelt_with_an_S was booted out of the chatroom by DigiKaizerin.::

::EmperorButterfly has entered the chatroom.::

DigiKaizerin: How come you’re back? Wormmon’s still on your computer, isn’t he?

::EvilWORM was booted out of the chatroom by EmperorButterfly.::

EmperorButterfly: Not any more. And I’m using my dad’s laptop.

DigiKaizerin: Oh. Okasgdjuukl

::DigiKaizerin has left the chatroom.::

::DaMan has entered the chatroom.::

KendoKid: What just happened?

DaMan: Dunno. Is Sora in here?

Star_Pegasus: No – Michael kicked her out because she kicked Mimi out.

DaMan: Oh. Right. Darn.

::DaMan has left the chatroom.::

::PsychoHAWK has entered the chatroom.::

Angel_Kittie: Is that who I think it is?

Dr.Doolittle: I’m afraid it might be.

PscychoHAWK: HAH! DID YOU HONESTLY THINK WORMMON WAS THE REAL ENEMY? YOU FOOLS! I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU’D KNOW BETTER AFTER WHAT YOU’VE BEEN THROUGH! WORMMON WAS A PAWN! I AM THE TRUE ENEMY! HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK HE GOT THE RED CORDIAL?

Star_Pegasus: Give us a break, Hawkmon.

PsychoHAWK: SO YOU DO HAVE SOME FORM OF INTELLIGENCE AFTER ALL. NOW I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU! AND THEN NOTHING WILL STAND IN MY WAY!

::The_DigiLeader was booted out of the chatroom by PsychoHAWK.::

::Angel_Kittie was booted out of the chatroom by PsychoHAWK.::

::Star_Pegasus was booted out of the chatroom by PsychoHAWK.::

::Dr.Doolittle was booted out of the chatroom by PsychoHAWK.::

::KendoKid was booted out of the chatroom by PsychoHAWK.::

::EmperorButterfly was booted out of the chatroom by PsychoHAWK.::

PsychoHAWK: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MY PATH TO WORLD DOMINATION IS CLEA- ACK!

::PsychoHAWK has left the chatroom.::

::DigiKaizerin has entered the chatroom.::

DigiKaizerin: Anybody still here?

DigiKaizerin: Hello?

DigiKaizerin: Oh well.

::DigiKaizerin has left the chatroom.::

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Well, I’ve done it. I’ve written the sequel. What’s more, I’ve written it FROM SCRATCH in about two days. Though don’t expect another one that quickly. I might not even get another one done. Depends whether my insane side gets the better of me again soon or not…

HAWKMON IS EVIL, I SWEAR!!! Well, maybe not, but whoever hired his dub voice actor certainly is… I thought he’d have a cute voice (like Poromon!), not that stupid stuck-up monstrostity.

As to the Kaizerin/Kaiserin business, Izzy’s right – it technically IS Kaiserin and “Kaizerin” would be pronounced incorrectly (Germans pronounce “z” like we would pronounce “tz”). But Kaizerin looks better.

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