The Homophobic Teenager

Okay, basic details for this setup are as follows:
and are in love, dating, whatever, but doesn't like it and is constantly trying to sabotage them.

First off, I don't think Sora is, was or ever will be a homophobe.  If anything, she would be supportive of any relationship between Taichi and Yamato, regardless of her personal feelings.  All this aside, the Homophobic Teenager is a variation of the triangle that is seen quite often, particularly before the start and, to a lesser extent, after the end of 02.  The standard storyline is this: Taichi and Yaaaaaamato are in love, dating, mwa mwa, that sort of thing.  Depends on the author.
hehe sora is a wenchy whore hoo shood burn in hell. oh well, dats my opinion, and i have bakup mwahahahahhaha./..

That was Kaz-chan who INTERRUPTED ME while I was writing.  Now perhaps you can see why we don't always get along.
dont eva more likeit.
Yes, yes, they don't want to know the details of our long and fruitless battles  Now, hopefully she will MIND HER OWN BUSINESS and let me get on with what I'm doing.

As I was saying, Tai and Yama are in love etc.  Sora, however, is in love with one (or both) of them, and doesn't like the idea that the object(s) of her affections are GAY.  So she goes and makes life absolutely miserable for the both of them.  She tries to sabotage their relationship completely, because she just can't stand the thought of them being together, bla bla bla, I think you get the idea.

IMO, this sort of storyline is just plain dumb.  Sora is not so stupid as to think that if she totally destroys Matt 'n' Tai's relationship they'll come running to her yelling "Sora, I'm so sorry!  I see how foolish I was to love Matt/Tai, thanks to you!  Marry me!"  Even if she did, she wouldn't do it.  Sora is a caring person.  She would be more concerned with making sure they're happy than whether she gets the guy she wants.  If anything, Sora would probably be supportive of their relationship - and yes, Kaz-chan, I can hear your derisive snort after that last comment.  But can in case the blaring background colour didn't remind you, SORA HAS THE CREST OF LOVE.  She wouldn't stuff up any sort of loving relationship for her own benefit, especially one between her two best friends.

FYI, if anyone wants to submit a fanfic with this sort of situation, I will NOT accept it, no matter how breathtakingly magnificent it is.  Not happening.  I can't stand this sort of stuff, because it makes Sora out to be such a bitch and despite everything Kaz says, she isn't.  End of story.  Goodbye.

You know, it's an odd thing, but I haven't been seeing too many of these types of fics around lately.  Well, except for this one involving tennis.

I don't even play tennis!

You did in this one.  What's it matter, anyway?  Tennis is just one more sport to you.

Well, if that's all over and done with, can we move on to the next page?

Excuse me?  We haven't finished anything, witch!

0.o  How'd you get back here?

I came 2 kill da EVIL witch SORA.

Not on my webpage you don't!  *pulls out her frying pan*  I'm warning you, Kaz, one more word and I'll bury this in your head.

Maybe I'll just leave you two here...