Ya Know Yer Obsessed Wit Gabe When... |
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OK, so some a these only apply ta my insanity, but you'll get the point.. |
Can ya blame me though? Look At Him!! |
1. Ya start growin yer pinky nail long and hold it up to people. (if ya haven't seen Iron Maze then ya wont get dis!) 2. Ya rent, watch, an completely enjoy Little Nemo and The Land Before Time. 3. Everyday ya call up yer video store ta see if they have Bayou Ghost. 4. Everyday ya call up yer video store ta see if they've gotten Social Misfits. 5. Ya get noives just writing him a letter! 6. Ya have a hat that looks just like Spot's. 7. It nevah leaves yer head. 8. Ya stare inta a mirror, tryin ta get yer eyes ta have the same effect Spot's does. 9. You can recite all his lines, even in movies you've nevah seen! 10. Ya have a count down on ur calander for Social Misfits, even though ya don't know when it's comin out! 11. Your jealous of every actor in Gabe's movies just cuz they get to be near him. 12. You try ta write fanfics but the only words you can think of are: Spot Conlon. 13. Your room is wallpapered wit Gabe pics- even yer ceiling. 14. Your willing ta pay just about anything for Bayou Ghost or Social Misfits. (or already did!) 15. Yer willin ta defend anything said bad about Gabe, violently if nessasary- and even if not. =-) 16. The foist thing ya say ta someone new ya meet is "Do you know who Gabriel Damon is?" an if they say no, ya proceed ta name off all his movies till they've seen one, then ya base yer whole conversation on it. 17. If ya were gonna die (real pleasent thought huh? lol) an ya had one wish before ya died, ya know from dat Make a Wish program thing, it would be ta marry Gabe. (why ask ta meet him when ya can marry him!?) 18. All the features ya look for ina man can be found in Gabe. 19. You split your life into two parts- Before Gabe =-( and afta Gabe =-) 20. To you, the most beautyful line of music ever sung is "a porcilan tub wit boilin wadda" 21. Alot of yer non-Gabe lovin freinds know his line's cuz ya use em so much in common coversation! 22. You make t-shirts with words like "Nevah Fear, Brooklyn is Heah" and pix of Spot! 23. You walk around in red suspenders. 24. Your fave shirts are the ones that resemble Spot's! 25. You actually like Robocop 2. (ok, I know, some people may like that movie, it just ain't my type- an yet I totally LOVE it! lol) 26. Gabe's yer role model you try in every way ta be like em! 27. You refer to him as you b/f and don't explain the truth to ignorant people. 28. You recommend to every guy ya meet that they should make their hair like Spot's. 29. Any guy can look good with a Spot hat and red suspenders. 30. You doodle pics of Gabe and write his name all over everything! 31. You almost faint just imaginin meetin him! 32. You always look for anything Gabe related at stores, even though ya know ya won't find anything, unless your lucky!. 33. Your extremely tempted to see the movie "See Spot Run" becuz the title causes a pretty picture in your head. 34. You can nod yer head to all this an feel proud! |