PV2 Paradis

Now here is the most hilarious pessimist I have ever met. He seems so negative on an ongoing basis that I am thinking he just fakes it so no one gets on his already discouraged esteem with little criticisms or corrections. He enjoys telling me how much he hates me, but strangely enough he compliments me more than anyone I know here. Especially on how tough I am. I honestly don’t see it, but he swears he knows better than to get in a fight with me. Paradis is going to slam his way through the Army on pure hate for it and his depressing humor will get him places if he lets it. He is the most useful private on the team when he has a mind to be.