Oxymora


      Here's the list of oxymora (yes that is the correct plural)
      thanks to all who contributed!

      10K fun run.
      Aerobic exercise
      American Chop Suey
      American education
      Artificial Intelligence
      Athletic scholarship
      Bent or curved line
      Budget Deficit
      Business Ethics
      Central Intelligence Agency
      Church of Scientology
      College education
      Common sense
      Congressional Oversight
      Congressional ethics!
      Cruel kindness
      English Syntax
      Enquiring minds
      Environmentalist bumper sticker (or maybe it's just hypocrisy)
      Fighting for peace
      Free Love (No matter what you claim, you ALWAYS pay for it!)
      Free with purchase
      Friendly advice
      Funny oxymoron
      Government Assistance
      Government organization
      Green Sahara
      Happy Programmer
      Honest politician
      IBM 370 technology
      IBM compatible
      IBM computer system
      Industrial Park
      Jumbo shrimp
      Lace-up Loafers
      Legally drunk
      Living dead
      Long Island Expressway
      Middle East Peace process
      Military intelligence
      Modified Final Judgement
      Now, then (now, now)
      Nuclear defense
      Objective parent
      Peace force
      PeaceMaker Missle
      Political science
      Pot Luck
      Presidential promises
      Pretty Ugly
      Rap music
      Reagan memoirs
      Religious tolerance
      Restrained grandparent
      Safe sex
      Sanitary Landfill
      Savings & Loan
      Secure Unix
      Sedate Sex!
      Social security.
      Social worker
      Sovereignty association
      Stealth bomber
      Swiss Steak
      Temporary Tax Increase
      True Gossip
      Unbiased Journalism
      Unbiased news reports.
      Ventura Freeway
      Wonder Bread


      Theorem: Everything is oxymoron.
      Proof:

      Let O set of oxymora and ~O set of non-oxymora.
      Then the union set of O and ~O is U.
      but union of oxymoron and non-oxymoron is oxymoron
      (oxymora are two contradictiong things).
      Thus O is equvalent to U, which is everything.
      QED.

      But what would it be that the sentence "'everything is oxymoron' is true, are oxymora?

      Original Source: Gene De Lisa