| E S L English for Successful Living The book is written by students at Nova and TALK schools of English. |
| There are many students who are helping with the questions and the information in the book. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, you can write to these students (who contributed the jokes) ahiguera56@hotmail.com aabu_khalid@hotmail.com danibabe81@hotmail.com |
| BAD JOKES Welcome Send your jokes to englishlesson@mail.com RETURN TO the Table of Contents 1. DEER Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "No," the second guy says. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says. "Oh," says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, the first guy says, "Did you see that?" "See what?" the second guy asks. "Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there." "Oh." A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?" By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!" And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?" |
| BONUS CHAPTERS about LOVE and Relationships This section is very honest and it has words that are not useful for children under 16 years of age. |
| Good Jokes (you should not be reading the bad jokes!) |
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