Artist: Eminem
Album: The Eminem Show
Title: Without Me

"Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks"
(Intro)
Two trailor park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*
Two trailor park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*

Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back....

[Verse 1: Eminem]
Ive created a monster, because nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want Shady, this is what i'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
than a shock when i get shocked at the hospital
by the doctor when im not co-operating
While I'm rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, on the rag ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
but your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC wont let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, rum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
and get ready, cause this shit's bout to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE!

[Chorus: Eminem]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

[Verse 2: Eminem]
Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious
Embarassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so let me just revel and bask
in the fact that i got everyone kissin my ass {smack}
And it's a disater, such a castastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
{*bzzt*} Fix your damn antenna tune it in and them im gunna
enter in, in the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Investing in your kid's ears and nesting
{*bzzt*} Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Eminem]
A-tisket a-tasket, i go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby? You can get stumped by Obie
You 36 year old bald-headed fag blow me
You dont know me, your too old, let go
It's over, nobody listens to techno
Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of insults, i been dope suspenseful with a pencil, ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices*}
But sometimes that shit just seems everybody wants to dis-cuss me, So this must mean im dis-gus-ting,
But it's just me, I'm just obscene, no i'm not the 1st king of controversy, I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
to do black music so selfishly, and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) Thats a concept that works 20 million other white rapper emegre, But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, with out me

[Chorus]

X2 Chem-hie-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

[Eminem] Kids!!!