There was once an Chinese man called Ah Chong who was involved in a
terrible car accident.
In the hospital, when he gained consciousness and called out for the
nurse to know what had happened to him.
"I'm very sorry, sir, but you have been involved in a very bad car crash".

"Car crash! My Mercedes! My Mercedes! is my car all right?" he asked
hysterically.
"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that should be the least of your
worries. You've
lost your left arm in the crash, and we are unable to save it", she said
apologetically.

"I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex!" "Sir, please calm down. That should
be the the
least of your worries.You are in a very critical condition and all your
family members are here to see you".

He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed,
he called for each of them. "Wife, are you here?" "I am here husband, and I

will never leave you". "Son, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will
never leave you". "Daughter, are you here?" I am here father, and I will
never leave you."

"Well," said Ah Chong thoughtfully, "if all of you are here,
WHO THE HELL IS IN THE SHOP?!!!!"