Any number greater than 1- You have waaaaay
too much time on your hands. What do you care how much wood a woodchuck
can chuck? Come on, get a hobby or something. Leave the poor woodchucks
alone. They never did anything to you.
Any number less than 1- You obviously have very
poor mathematical skills, and bad body odor. Go back to kindergarten.
And take a shower, please!
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