How to play
Somewhere on the following page, a fish has been hidden. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to locate that fish. At first you may find it difficult, but don't despair! Throughout the page I have left several clues, each more fiendish than the last, which will help you locate that elusive fish. Don't forget to click on it once you've found it!
Disclaimer
Pregnant women (or for that matter, pregnant men), people with heart conditions, dogs, midgets and trapeze artists are advised against Finding The Fish. Wear your safety harness at all times, and no spitting over the side. Thank you.