The GOOFIN webmaster; a.k.a. the Mr. Blob creator; a.k.a. I will never have sock puppets on my site - 11/17/00 21:01:10
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/goofin00
My Email:webmaster@goofin.zzn.com
How the heck did you find me?: You signed my guestbook, and i just figured i would poke around your site
Quote: "Sometimes being on the cutting edge hurts"
Favorite Spam recipe: Put it in the microwave for 3 seconds, freeze it, cut it into little pieces, drink some beer, (after drinking the beer, you will be too drunk to care what you do with the Spam)
Plans for world domination: Force everyone to paint their hands in my favorite color: plaid, and have them build my castle in the middle of Africa
Current sock colour: White. Well, they used to be white, then they turned to beige. So I guess beige. But wait! I washed them with a blue shirt. The blue mixed with the beige and created a color that can only be described using one word: Plaid (Ok, so beige and blue don't make plaid, but I HAD to somehow use the word plaid)

Comments:
PLAID PLAiD PLAID. Your site is awesome. it is rare that someone creates a website that is almost as funny as mine (http://www.oocities.org/goofin00) I AM PROUD OF YOU. I was laughing my head off the entire time! Bravo! Kudos! While this site is very funny, if you had sometime, say, Mr. Blob instead of, say, the sock puppets, it would be funnier. (just kidding, the sock puppets are awesome! Mr. Blob would be proud of your site)

glue-sniffin' whiteboy - 11/15/00 23:39:47
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/devlinsden
My Email:yes.
How the heck did you find me?: you weren't hiding very well
Quote: o.k.
Favorite Spam recipe: yes.
Plans for world domination: sure, sometimes.
Current sock colour: are you european?

Comments:
smokin' the sherm will put the dip in yo' hip and the glide in yo' stride.

big daddy c - 11/15/00 00:47:22
My Email:scoota_three41@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: I'm yet to find u, but still looking.
Quote: It's hard to make a difference by shitting in the woods.
Favorite Spam recipe: Scambled spam on toast
Plans for world domination: First a job, then the world!
Current sock colour: Blue, red and yellow stripes.

Comments:
A site full of brain cluttering shite. Loved it.

BodyShots of Christ - 11/11/00 21:59:28
My Email:cltmkdt@gateway.net
How the heck did you find me?: very interesting
Quote: do the dancing doughnuts seem sassy enough to you?
Favorite Spam recipe: pour lovely glass of chilled wine...set on top of beautifully designed can of Spam..enjoy the art that soon bedazzles yer eyes
Plans for world domination: i will kill everone that doesn't agree with me..simple
Current sock colour: big fat fluffly winter grey..so squishy when you first buy them...ummm sink down into them.. yeah

Comments:
I enjoyed your place very much thanking you for having me..I at first wondered, who should I be more worried about,You, or the society that has created You...but I like ya just the same..and I sadly understand every word..and Hey your name is my name too! (Michelle) You have alerted me to the dangers of overpunctualization in cybertalk....as you can see..I am horribly, taken to speaking in..pauses..I will seek help.....not just yet though...oh it feels too good..... Also I would have you know that when I was a youngun, I posed with Pepe Le Pue at Great America,little did he know that I had this huge crush on him right and then he just comes up to me and requests a picture..I hugged him fiercly..so i support the Panto ime Creatures rights..(he didn't have to be so kind to me...) I guess that's it for now...Hope to see more of ya at the Dent... *Everytime a bell rings,a Devil gets It's Horns*

The Moderately Magical Garden Gnome - 10/30/00 12:27:26
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/doyouwannagohuh
My Email:nobodysconscious@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: You're standing in front of me
Quote: "BUUURPP! Ooh, I don't remember eatin' that!"
Favorite Spam recipe: Spam and Salsa - Mexican Spam - Spamy Gonzalez
Plans for world domination: They're at the dry cleaners - "It's laundry day!"
Current sock colour: Black with blue and orange and holes.

Comments:
Well it was a great dive to begin with, but as you hit the water you're 2nd toe sprung out to the side which of course loses you points big-time. But, aside from that I think that the event went off without a hitch, not counting the 'incident' where Miche le was painfully devoured by the Supreme Overlord of Stinky Socks Who Reeketh Something Chronic and Suffereth From One Almighty Hang-over. Speaking of which, has anyone seen my pants?...

the bundy chick - 10/25/00 00:41:54
My URL:http://takeoff.to/geminicatamarans
My Email:jane.nicolle@studentmail.newcastle.edu.au
How the heck did you find me?: Annoying at first but you grew on me....
Quote: Smite him Centurian and very roughly
Favorite Spam recipe: i've gone off spam
Plans for world domination: first i'll start with baskmasking on cd's and records with suggestive messages, and then........
Current sock colour: black, yes for once i am wearing socks

Comments:
the mind boggles at how one can make SMS messages so damn long!. increadibly creative, excellent Happy birthday for next week, have a good one,. toodles

pretty dark - 10/18/00 11:38:29
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/prettierdark/sigs.html
My Email:prettydark@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: you SAID you wanted more people to visit your webpage, nutbar!
Quote: first time's free.
Favorite Spam recipe: spampeanutbutter delight
Plans for world domination: take the blame for all the worlds problems. then *i'm* responsible
Current sock colour: skin

Comments:
my sock puppet, Mr. Sock (he is a snake) likes your website very much. he is wondering if your family and friends seek to KIDNAP your sock puppets like my family and friends try to do to him.

the bundy chick - 10/17/00 09:10:04
My URL:http://takeoff.to/geminicatamarans
My Email:jane.nicolle@studentmail.newcastle.edu.au
How the heck did you find me?: i consulted the Oracle and it said "May the Schwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarts" nono sorry wrong movieQuote: Sometimes i wake up grumpy, other times i let him sleep in.
Favorite Spam recipe: take a nice mouldy dog slobbered coverd shoe.....
Plans for world domination: "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog ......" Damn it i did it again.
Current sock colour: Barefoot Babey!!!!!!!!

Comments:
Happy birthday for 14 days time. Your havent invited me to your party..... are you having a party..?? love the page, keep rolling the updates!! i want more damn it,! more!!

- 10/16/00 16:23:12
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/bookoftodd/index.html
My Email:camer23458@aol.com
How the heck did you find me?: Followed the link
Quote: Mentos!
Favorite Spam recipe: 1 tin of Spam (unopened); 1 soup bowl; 1 Qt whole (fresh) milk; 1 spoon; 1 box Captain Crunch cereal: fill bowl with Captain Crunch, cover with milk, eat. Afterwards, while chanting "I'm a squid, I'm a squid", place the tin f spam reverently back in its place in the bomb shelter.
Plans for world domination: Brainwash poodles into believing that they are the joke of the canine world. Then graft opposable thumbs onto their paws and set them loose on an unsuspecting world.
Current sock colour: None; my kitten eats them all.

Comments:
A wonderfully creative and very funny site. Long live Cecil and may the Aardvark continue to be oh so wise. I have also learned a new word, namely pelf, which I will use improperly whenever I get the chance to do so.

- 10/16/00 16:20:15
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/bookoftodd/index.html
My Email:camer23458@aol.com
How the heck did you find me?: Followed the link
Quote: I don't want the world. I just want your half.
Favorite Spam recipe: 1 tin of Spam (unopened); 1 soup bowl; 1 Qt whole (fresh) milk; 1 spoon; 1 box Captain Crunch cereal: fill bowl with Captain Crunch, cover with milk, eat. Afterwards, while chanting "I'm a squid, I'm a squid", place the tin f spam reverently back in its place in the bomb shelter.
Plans for world domination: Brainwash poodles into believing that they are the joke of the canine world. Then graft opposable thumbs onto their paws and set them loose on an unsuspecting world.
Current sock colour: None; my kitten eats them all.

Comments:
A wonderfully creative and very funny site. Long live Cecil and may the Aardvark continue to be oh so wise. I have also learned a new word, namely pelf, which I will use improperly whenever I get the chance to do so.

The elfin bandit(AKA Goof) - 10/10/00 09:17:21
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/goofy15_au
My Email:goofguy85@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: same as last time, from my favoutrites tho...........
Quote: How the heck did you find me?
Favorite Spam recipe: cut, and paste, and paste agin, and again and again and again.....
Plans for world domination: I told you last time! i am not going to tell ANYBODY! it is in case that i suffer from the effects of plaugerism! Now, Begone!
Current sock colour: well well, isnt that a coincidinc? i dont wear shoes, so why wear socks? its discriminatory? i bet that sock wouldnt like you on its left appendage all day, swetay and smelly.....

Comments:
Yo! im in love! ps: email me/ check out my site plz, i got some funny sh*t happeneing!

Aerial Bob - 10/09/00 01:52:33
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/aerialbob/deimos.html
My Email:aerialbob@yahoo.com
How the heck did you find me?: I dunno. I'm high on Goldfish and Diet Coke, I can't remember anything.
Quote: (In an empty room) "I'm surrounded by idiots!"
Favorite Spam recipe: Emu Spam.
Plans for world domination: Gopher Man bombed the senate, but got rewarded for blowing Jesse Helms to little bits.
Current sock colour: Socks? Oh, I ate mine. Oops.

Comments:
I was hungry! Anyway, I'm updating the site soon, so don't think I never update it!

the bundy chick - 10/06/00 08:52:14
My URL:http://takeoff.to/geminicatamarans
My Email:jane.nicolle@studentmail.newcastle.edu.au
How the heck did you find me?: well it all started back in 1864.......
Quote: What happens if i press this button?
Favorite Spam recipe: first of all.....take a liver,
Plans for world domination: throw me a freaking bone here people

Comments:
I love it when you update your site, its just so hilarous i dont know where you come up with all that stuff... just hilarious......... see ya at uni

Chate Noire - 10/05/00 16:11:24
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/mitzyforce
My Email:avivor@inter.net.il
How the heck did you find me?: Link page in "Pink Apocalypse"
Quote: "NI!"
Favorite Spam recipe: Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Plans for world domination: Ask my young friend here, Brain.
Current sock colour: Pitch Black

Comments:
****hello**** I am truly, sincerely and uttely amazed. You have gathered the largest amount of silliness, insanity and genuine lack of screws in one site. I bow to you, Master. Please, do everything possible to save those poor pantomime Horses, but to be honest, I kick stuffed animals' butts too. It's the force of habit. I'm sorry. I don't mean to it's jsut that....I.... uh... I'm sorry. Anyway, deary, it's a wonderful wonderful thing you've done here. Marvellous place, really. Only request I have for you is to visit my website, it would give me so much pleasure...Master. You make sock world seem so much more superior, Master Cecil! p.s. That girl by your side in the picture's nice too.

just me (or knowen as goldy the super goldfish and as donny the amazing self lickin dog boy) - 10/03/00 22:47:59

Comments:
i only wanted to apoligize for that capitalict fuck remark..... i now understand what u mean as spam and i just wanted to apologize though i still dont have a fuckin recipe i cant cook im useless all i do is sit around all day wankin and orderin in / gettin my mom to make me food sorry im very very sorry ill try to learn some and when ill do ill put em here and if some1 copy it ill sue his ass for plegerisem

just-me - 10/03/00 22:30:21
My URL:http://www.fungirls.com
My Email:zohar_16@yahoo.com
How the heck did you find me?: my hand sock puppet carl went to the same school as Cecil o yeah i also went to ur link on the pink apocalypse
Quote: mmm quote means somethin i copied off some1 else no? then "why drink and drive when u can smoke and fly"
Favorite Spam recipe: i have no idea what u ment here there for i refuse to answer until u make it clearer for non fuckin capitalistic americans
Plans for world domination: creatin a mass murder/suicide calt and murderin evry1 on the planet expt me 50 hot babes and maybe a hot guy and 2 goats cuz i might want kink each once in a while
Current sock colour: white with red and black stripes on it and some weird spots on it

Comments:
i must say i didnt look at anything on ur site and i have no idea if it good or really sucks and if ill read it ill want to sandpaper my brain throguh my ass but when i saw that hand puppet i knew ur a great mind and i just had to tell u that and i also wanted to tell u that i can lick my nuts

Sue - 10/03/00 03:15:38
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/CollegePark/Dorm/4412
My Email:suzysparkles69@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: you signed my guestbook
Quote: "You gotta love livin' baby, cause dying's a pain in the ass" -Frank Sinatra
Favorite Spam recipe: leaving it in the can, and shoving it in the back of the fridge for a few years....let it get nice and rancid....
Plans for world domination: If I told you, I would have to kill you, and I'm not feeling murderous today....
Current sock colour: I'm not wearing any!

Comments:
I saw that you had signed my guestbook, so i thought I would come and check your page out...very nice ;) Come back and visit me again soon....eventually i do plan on updating the stupid thing...

NeonHope - 10/01/00 06:20:15
My URL:http://www.gurlpages.com/poetry/brad_borden
My Email:hiphappeninhope@icqmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: you signed my guestbook
Quote: carpe diem!
Favorite Spam recipe: umm...
Plans for world domination: no
Current sock colour: none. i'm bare foot

Comments:
hi! wow.. you seem very strange! i like it!! thank you for the nice comments in my guestbook. how did u find my webpage? just wondering! have a nice day! God Bless, Hope

SweteBagg - 09/29/00 01:56:58
My URL:http://oocities.com/swetebag
How the heck did you find me?: The little voices inside my head told me where you are. (or was it someone else's head?)
Quote: "Are you gonna eat the other half of that sandwich?" Martin Luther
Favorite Spam recipe: Spam in the hole. Yum!
Plans for world domination: Is this a sex question?
Current sock colour: I'm sorry, I can't tell you that. I'm an American and as such I have to answer to the FBI.

Comments:
Ah Michelle! You truly understand the essence of parody. God! I learned so much of soxology from your site! I'll never take my cotten anklettes for granted again. I will certainly travel to this great site again, as it is a fuzzy, ironicy type of plac . :)

He who is Not (no matter what the monkey says) - 09/27/00 18:34:03
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/pink_apocalypse
My Email:ape@hotmail.co.il
How the heck did you find me?: Youre one of 12 citizens in my universe..I know your ORIGINAL NOSE COLOR, for cryin' out loud !!
Quote: Fuzzy things are strictly overrated
Favorite Spam recipe: I preffer Cows.
Plans for world domination: Aborted. Instead, I've created my own damn universe ! with poodles !!
Current sock colour: No socks. Only leather panties, and a wooden bra, with the word "Yummy" inscripted in the front, and "do not wear around fires" in the back.

Comments:
I like your site...It reminds me of me, in my sock-puppeting days (sadly, those days ended, when my father spanked me and took his sock back). Gah !!

Lola - 09/27/00 05:11:51
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/co2/ZBaby
My Email:cupcakespice@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: You find me, and I found you back!
Quote: Just a little shot...You know you want one...Just a little one...just oooone more....
Favorite Spam recipe: Pam + S = Spam
Plans for world domination: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you....
Current sock colour: No Socks...Barefoot....

Comments:
Socks rule!!! Especially ones with cows on them...FU** EM UP, FU** EM UP, GO CU!!!

Goof - 09/25/00 03:46:46
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/goofy15_au
My Email:goofguy85@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: what are you talking about? it just came up on my screen..... yes thats it..... it just came up on the screen......
Quote: People in glass houses should change their underwear in the dark....... but they don't have to.......
Favorite Spam recipe: yummo.... spam.... i eat it raw..... out of the tin
Plans for world domination: im not telling you! you plageriser! you want to know my plans so you can use them dont you!? well im not telling you! d:-P
Current sock colour: one is green and yellow, and the other is, HEY! WHERE DID IT GO!? CECIL! Did you elope with my purple sock?

Comments:
Hiya ppl.... i dont really know why i like this site, must have something to do with my personality........ check out my site ok? goofys den http://www.oocities.org/goofy15_au it is perpetually under construction.

Steve - 09/24/00 11:06:10
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/hype_2000_uk/
My Email:thecolonist@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: You sign mine, I sign yours.
Quote: I pretend I'm stupid to make me more attractive to women.
Favorite Spam recipe: Spam, spam, spam, eggs, chips and spam.
Plans for world domination: Follow the fuhrer.
Current sock colour: Translucentine™

Comments:
I have a soft spot for this site and it's creator as my girlfriend is called Michelle. Maybe that's a bit silly but I've been told not to fight my emotions because if I do they bottle up and go all negative. Then I have the blackouts and no-one knows what happens but people start to turn up dead.

Spiffo - 09/23/00 09:59:02
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/corvus_corax10
My Email:spiffo_tkkr@yahoo.com
Quote: How did this get into my pocket?
Favorite Spam recipe: 1 part assorted pig parts, 2 parts assorted pig parts, one part assorted pig parts
Plans for world domination: I plan to rule the internet and make the denizens of earth my zombie slaves with my humorous adventures and stuff.
Current sock colour: I don't wear socks

Comments:
Mwa ha ha ha... What? that was in my pocket all along... I'm sory if you lost yours... are you calling me a thief?... oh, ok, just wanted to clarify that... I gotta go.

kimwei - 09/21/00 16:05:27
My URL:http://come.to/xfo
My Email:kimweiw@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: You signed my guestbook
Quote: "I'm thinking wearing leather underpants with silver studds on is a big mistake if you put them on inside out!" (cat - red dwarf)
Favorite Spam recipe: I'm sorry, I don't eat socks.
Plans for world domination: I plan to attack you all with lemon merringue bootlaces adn stab you through the chest using deadly cucumbers (those of you who wish to be killed by lettuce insted, please leave your name in my guestbook and you will be ut on the list.
Current sock colour: One red, one yellow. Long live socks!

Comments:
Loving your site! And ofcourse Cecil, if I've spelt that right. Congratulations fellow crazy person. I hope C&A get their beloved orange poodle milker back soon.

Bitch Willow/Proserpina - 09/17/00 09:29:24
My URL:http://members.fortunecity.com/bitchwill
My Email:evilwillow@gtemail.net
How the heck did you find me?: You signed my guestbook
Quote: "You're all sick, sick people! Now, when can I join you?"
Plans for world domination: But Brain, if I filled my shoes with butter, what would I put on my potatoes?
Current sock colour: I'm afraid that i have naked feet.

Comments:
Your site is insane, can I live inside your head for awhile? *g* Love it.

Ultra Procrastinator Woman! - 09/16/00 10:59:44
How the heck did you find me?: I visited the guru of nothingness while i was having an out of body experience and he told me about it.
Quote: We love holidays! We love the olympics!
Favorite Spam recipe: Contemplate the origin of the word spam. Is it latin greek or italian? Or did some guy just sit there and think: "hmmm, i need a word that sounds like ham but isnt, cause hams already copyrighted.. Ive got it! Cram! ..no, that no good.. Let me see.. its in a tin, what about Tram? ***cue major sixth, the interval of miraculousness*** GARY. GAAAARYYYYY. What? Who said that? I DID GARY.. THIS TASTY MEAT COMPOUND SHALL BE CALLED "SPAM." I HAVE SPOKEN.
Plans for world domination: slowly, slowly..
Current sock colour: rainbow splotches.

Comments:
Michelle! I beg you! Please do not place links to my site before my site actually exists! I am after all ULTRA PROCRASTINATOR WOMAN you must expect delays in the construction of this site.. at the moment.. it is very very very very crap.. so crap i am a hamed to think that any of your poor unsuspecting visitants would merrily click on the 'visit her page here' link and be led to that terrible, abdominal- i mean, abomnible, place. If any of you have already succumbed to this feindish deception, i apologis with many heart wrenching - um, apologies.

The bundy chick - 09/15/00 03:21:51
My URL:http://takeoff.to/geminicatamarans
My Email:janenicolle@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: havent we been through this before
Quote: Next mood swing.....6 minutes
Favorite Spam recipe: 131888
Plans for world domination: i'm gonna threaten to spread a rumour that diana and charles are having an affair....
Current sock colour: again....barefoot

Comments:
Well, i was down the pub the other night right and this guy comes up to me and asks me if i'd like to go back to his house and see his Warhol, well i was a bit dissappointed cause all he did was show me a few paintings............

The Ravengirl - 09/10/00 20:33:10
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/ravengirl01/
My Email:cg_raven@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: You signed the Procrstinator's Aid guestbook.
Quote: I Have a bad feeling about this... Star Wars
Favorite Spam recipe: Raw, man, raw
Plans for world domination: I dunno, going along with whatever my friend Mike comes up with.
Current sock colour: ohhhh, white. How original, eh?

Comments:
La la la, everyone at geocities rocks. Do you really want to know how I found you? I figured, "Hey, this Procrastinaor's Aid should attract some strange people, and therefore might have other extrememly amusing sites to explore." Guess what, I was right! hanks for making me so. Next, I am going through your guestbook. Happy silliness!

IrisMagpie - 09/07/00 18:53:58
My Email:irismagpie@yahoo.com
How the heck did you find me?: The Dent, baybee!
Quote: I like lettuce.
Favorite Spam recipe: Spamburgers
Plans for world domination: I'll take over one cell at a time.
Current sock colour: Athletic white.

Comments:
You promised sock puppets, and you delivered! Gotta love em!

Nath - 09/06/00 00:32:00
My URL:Nonexistant
My Email:laocanne@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: A blind seer of Thebes told me
Quote: I once did a 72 hour shift, and by the end of it all I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind... ..feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....... feEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........
Favorite Spam recipe: Take one bowl of spam, smother in chilli sauce, sour cream, jelly, chocolate syrup, milk, several spoonfuls of pethadine.. Give to gerbil. Scrape pieces of gerbil from containment walls and simmer slowly in a "Pando as Casserole Dish" feed to cat. repeat.
Plans for world domination: As above slowly continuiing up the food chain until human race is annihalated, then I shall rule!!....... A dead world. Bugger. Y'know maybe the nitrous oxide is getting to me.... Want some?!!
Current sock colour: WHO TOLD YOU I WAS WEARING SOCKS!!!! You're watching me aren't you, you're watching every move I make...................... GARGHHHHH.........

Comments:
I think I may have figured out who Ultra procrastinator woman is, dearest Michelle. If this stupid computer could write in ancient saxon I'd tell you my rather obvious suspicion, However I guess I'll just have to wait until the weekend.

Leon - 09/05/00 07:44:46
My Email:scramtastic@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: UM a fluke
Quote: when i am god every body dies
Favorite Spam recipe: one word bbq sauce oh thats 2 words huh
Plans for world domination: it involves b1 and b2 and dorthy the dinosaur and a politicl sex scandal thats akk i can say about it so shhhhhhhh
Current sock colour: skin

Comments:
hey michelle this i sLeon here rmemeber me ? if you have the time mail me or something or call me as i now no longer live out west instead i am a westie living in dapto that goes for you too miss gooley if you happen to be reading this get my mobile number of michelle

Ultra Procrastinator Woman!!! - 09/04/00 01:41:19
How the heck did you find me?: my shoelaces have in built time waster detectors.
Quote: Exam? What Exam?
Favorite Spam recipe: 131166 Pizza Hut De-li-ve-ry!
Plans for world domination: Plan number 897 under construction.
Current sock colour: couldnt find any that were the right colour for my exterior worn underpants.

Comments:
Mwooohahahahahaa! My secret identity remains secret to all but a chosen few! Who am i? I taunt you all with various items of random silliness interspersed with juvenile mockery! !

Bed Nazi - 09/04/00 00:04:24
My Email:chcophile@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: It was a link from that roamce fiction site I went to.
Quote: "spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam, wonderful spam, spam, spa-spam spa-spam.
Favorite Spam recipe: chocolate coated
Plans for world domination: top secret, too be carried out at my position at the Olympic Stadium
Current sock colour: none

Comments:
Keep up the good work, comrade Michelle.

- 09/03/00 07:26:03

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Earl (whereas my real name is...Earl...) - 08/29/00 10:27:17
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Hollywood/Studio/5129
My Email:earlrock@ihug.co.nz
How the heck did you find me?: OzTori list!
Quote: "Confused, would we?"--Homer Simpson
Favorite Spam recipe: Spam Flavored Spam
Plans for world domination: Enslavement through modern dance
Current sock colour: Green (though they didn't start out that colour...)

Comments:
I have to say...this site is bizarre, irrelevant and utterly perplexing!! Whats not to enjoy?? hehe Great site you have here! Keep up the good work...or keep off the medication! PS...I'm the one who started the Tori survey on the OzTori list...

chelle - the other michelle - 08/26/00 06:26:20
My Email:michelle.chapman@studentmail.newcastle.edu.au
How the heck did you find me?: you told me about it, you...you twit!!!(saying that very nicely of course!!!
Quote: i speak for every one when i say Huh??? (Buffy - i couldn't help myself!)
Favorite Spam recipe: I can't remember the last time i ate it!!!
Plans for world domination: finish my assignments for uni and then mawh ha ha invent a mind tapering machine and take over the world!!!
Current sock colour: tan with tigger on it!

Comments:
see ya on monday!!!

Suzanne, Suzie, matey (when at work), wake up little Suzie ( i hate that) - 08/25/00 01:26:11
My Email:suzanne.sheldon@studentmail.newcastle.edu.au
How the heck did you find me?: I walked up to a really tall blonde person (you) and said "Is this Materials 1?"
Quote: GrrrArrrghhhh!!!!! This webpage definitely needs some.
Favorite Spam recipe: Send Michelle soppy forwards about friends and angels and teddy bears.d
Plans for world domination: To send soppy forwards to as many people as possible (mostly Michelle) and expand my world wide network soppy seekers (those who report back to me with the latest crummy jokes and soppy friendship pages). I will bring th forwards police to their knees, soppy crime and Grrr Arrgh will reign and, and, and stay tune for what happens next.......
Current sock colour: I would tell you but my shoes refuse to come off on the grounds that it may incriminate the socks for being kinda dull and ordinary. At least they have my name on them-all people should label their laundry unless you want a for ign foot in your midst. THe sock guru has spoken!

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Ok, more Buffy stuff and Grrrr Argghhh is needed on this page, but since you are more clever than me-you can actually write a web page-I won't criticize too hard. I really love your hair metamorphoses and your black leather pants-I think we need to dress ou up get you drunk and take some photos to show the whole world!!!! Although perhaps you should be drunk before reading this??? Anyway, congrats on your page and good luck!!!! I'll be seeing you around!!

Ultra Procrastinator Woman! - 08/24/00 02:04:03
How the heck did you find me?: I know this place well.
Quote: The buisness of life is to enjoy oneself, everything else is mockery- Norman Douglas.
Favorite Spam recipe: Look for can opener, discover in the dim dark recesses of the draw all sorts of interesting unidentified kitchen implements, consider what sort of recipe could possibly use an iron horse brander with tentacles, write such reci e, .. oh, its time for that show....
Plans for world domination: The world will (eventually) bow to ME!
Current sock colour: Double thickness black.

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I urge all people of the world currently approaching assignment dates or exam periods to Please! Do NOT succumb to the feindish denizens of due dates! Be resolute! Do something else, anything else!

Sir Mezilious Maximus - 08/21/00 11:21:55
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/doyouwannagohuh
My Email:nobodysconscious@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: Yellow Pages
Quote: 1 2 3 4 5? I have the same combination on my luggage!
Favorite Spam recipe: Ooh, ooh! A spam fondoo!
Plans for world domination: Acquire every shopping trolley on Earth and wait...People can't live without shopping trolleys.
Current sock colour: Ugg Boot colour - Actually, I'm not wearing socks, just my (old & smelly) uggies.

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What to comment...what to comment...I FOUND YOUR SECRET PAGEE!!!!!!!!! and i was inspired to create my own. Oh yeah, and my shirt is red and yellow and blue and white with funny diamondy patterns on it.

bapuji - 08/20/00 11:54:22
My Email:you know it
How the heck did you find me?: i was pestered
Quote: "what's the matter with you Billy?"
Favorite Spam recipe: i once ate Spam at the end of a long hike in the Warrumbungles. Eaten with crackers it sucks all the moisture from your mouth.
Plans for world domination: Seed all water supplies with bugs, and demand ransom.
Current sock colour: black+yellow fake Nike.

Comments:
Perhaps you should study or get a job , instead of spending your waking hours either drunk or building web-sites. "Michelle, I am your Faaaather".

don't have one - 08/20/00 03:23:59
How the heck did you find me?: you sent me an email
Favorite Spam recipe: spam and liver pies
Plans for world domination: that's for me to know
Current sock colour: not wearing any

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Hi Michelle. This is your beautiful sister Clare I've known you to do some stupid things but oh my god!And don't you dare call me a conniving little trollip! Bitch!

Nico - 08/18/00 23:52:53
My URL:you've already got it
My Email:got that to
How the heck did you find me?: you threatened me
Quote: Cat: the other white meat
Favorite Spam recipe: er.....pass
Plans for world domination: we'll use these "Lazer Beams.........."
Current sock colour: barefoot

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Well to save myself internet humiliation, i shall start with HI HI HI HI HI and HELLO!!! just a query....where the hell did you get the info on the soprano and the put bill.... i've noticed myself barking a lot the last few days.... LOL

Craig - 08/18/00 13:27:33
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/doyouwannagohuh
My Email:nobodysconscious@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: I am Superman. I can see through walls...
Quote: Thanks for the hot tip, Quincy!
Favorite Spam recipe: Spam ala julienne
Plans for world domination: sorry, too damn lazy
Current sock colour: black and grey

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it's 11:26pm and i burnt my apple & cinamon pop tarts. Please forgive me, the computer crashed before i could add your link, i ran out of petrol, there was an iranian terrorist with a really mean looking gerbil that was threatening to do nasty things to m and my ancestors if i did...no, i just forgot. but it's there now and i was trying to update my guestbook, so if it's empty next time you look at it don't be offended.

Ultraprocrastinator Woman - 08/17/00 00:50:12
How the heck did you find me?: I am all knowing, all seeing, and generally omniprescent.
Quote: WHEN is that due???!!!
Plans for world domination: maybe another time..
Current sock colour: Super Blue!

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Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Helllooooooooooooo!. [to avoid a fate worse than Ms. B.....;p]...

Craig (kinda boring, huh?) - 08/16/00 13:54:53
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/doyouwannagohuh
My Email:nobodysconscious@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: some old guy wearing a panama hat in Redfern told me...
Quote: What are you crazy? This is terrible news!
Favorite Spam recipe: spam ala flambe
Plans for world domination: threaten to hold my breath until the mineral rights to 17 countries are signed, sealed and delivered to my door, along with a large hawaiian pizza and a coke. Oh yeah, and some garlic bread.
Current sock colour: black

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what can i say...i am inspired. my web page withers in comparison to your shrine of all things silly and good. And i am working on an entry for your Faceplant(TM) competition, just as soon as i get the dog hair out of the scanner.

Nath - 08/16/00 10:09:30
My URL:7th Circle of Hell
My Email:laocanne@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: Psychometrically attatching myself to your computer
Quote: "Knock Knock", "Yeah" or "QUIET!!!"
Favorite Spam recipe: Boiled in guano
Plans for world domination: Destroy the queen of communication and replace her with a puppet doppleganger to inspire the world to new heights of frivolity. Oops, too late!
Current sock colour: Why, what are YOU wearing!

Comments:
Well I decided, buggerit, I'm going to write in this thing again. Why? Because I CAN!! Anyway TO MS. B surely you could see that Everything you said would be used Criminally against you. God knows how many Ours, oops forgot the 'H'in Ours we've put in trying to Let you realise Exactly the meaning of inanity and here You are. A victim of it. Shame. Shame. Shame. Giggles, PS: Michelle, If you even think about putting the p. h. o. t. o. of m. e. with you know what in the you know who at the you know where, then, to coin a phrase "You goin' dawn girrrl".

millerpark2000 - 08/11/00 06:50:30
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/aflchicago
My Email:sonics420@prodigy.net
How the heck did you find me?: the dent
Quote: "Alot of people eat cheese."
Favorite Spam recipe: spam in the trash
Plans for world domination: first my town, then my state, then..ehh that is enough
Current sock colour: white

Comments:
This site is pretty cool. Most people sites I look for a second and then hit the little X in the corner, but yours is fun. Good job.

'shameless sugar addict' - 08/05/00 07:57:20
My Email:suzi21_4@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: HELLO !!! if i remember correctly; a certain 'someone' sent me two emails 'bout it and wouldn't shut up 'bout their 'new' site for the ast few weeks !!! (u may hav noticed that i'v survived to sign ur guestbook....thank god!!) lol
Quote: ummm.... more sugar anyone ?!?!
Favorite Spam recipe: i hate spam, so i guess i don't hav one......
Plans for world domination: to consume az much sugar az possible... not sure how it'll help but man does it make u feel invincible...did i tell u that i can fly?!?!?!
Current sock colour: umm...i'm pretty sure my sockz are black....but there'z all these fuzzy white dots everywhere.... michelle, are they meant to do that ?!?!

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MICHELLE !!! u page is like SO cool....and remember that i waz THE FIRST person to find ur hidden web page !!! (i'm like sooo smart) hehehe Say 'hi' to cecil for me and thanx for bring'n to my attention the need for people to pay more attention to Pantomime Horses... SAVE THE PANTOMINE HORSES !!!!

Jason - 08/03/00 12:21:19
My URL:sadly none
My Email:makoto37@yahoo.com
How the heck did you find me?: via oztori
Quote: "You might as well do dope" - Juliana Hatfield
Favorite Spam recipe: consume copious amounts of weed, wait for the munchies to set in, then anything is edible :-) Music also sounds *really* good
Plans for world domination: Very big whips and chains? And Amyl Nitrite for extra fun.
Current sock colour: Blue, sadly. But at least they're warm

Comments:
An awesome and entertaining page. And might I add that I think Bathurst is tops. Got lots of fond memories of my time there. Keep up the phunky work.

Kat - 08/02/00 01:58:35
My URL:non-existent!
My Email:i can't remember...something like katrina.pring@studentmail.newcastle etc...
How the heck did you find me?: from two emails: one em il that failed to give me the web address, and another that remembered!
Quote: my brain hurts!
Favorite Spam recipe: no thanks
Plans for world domination: you just need a wicked laugh!
Current sock colour: i do have a pair of socks that are limegreen with different colour polka dots...

Comments:
This site is heaps funny Michelle! I love your first piano...i'm sure its made an impression on your playing! Doesn't really match up to the Stuart Pianos does it??

Ultra procrastinator woman - 08/01/00 22:58:33
How the heck did you find me?: Im ultra procrastinator woman, i can find anything that will waste time!
Quote: Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off even longer. Theres no time like the future.
Favorite Spam recipe: Look at Spam recipe. Catch bus to supermarket, get sidetracked in stationary isle, buy fourteen different colours of postit notes and catalouge recipe book.
Plans for world domination: Maybe later...
Current sock colour: I painted my toenails...

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Michelle, i congratulate you on your contribution to the worthy cause of allowing people to waste time on the net! Just think of all the worthy things i could be doing right now! Your site is also impressive because not only does it allow individual netheads to waste time, but you must have wasted hours just to construct it! Bravo.

Squidboy - 08/01/00 04:47:41
My Email:squidboy65@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: Shameless Plug.
Quote: A tiger; in Africa, it doesn't sound very likely sir." "I expect it must have escaped from the Zoo".
Favorite Spam recipe: Spam, egg, sausage and spam. or Spam, spam, tomato and spam. It's hard to decide.
Plans for world domination: Ask me tomorrow night, pinky!. On the other hand, Contaminated salmon mousse could be the answer. "I didn't even Eat the mousse".
Current sock colour: white and maroon.

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I was greatly disappointed that your page didn't feature any molluscs. Not one squid, not one cuttlefish and a huge shortage of octopus,(Not even a little one.) Please include more Cephalopods in the future. (Narf)

Guess! - 08/01/00 04:26:54
My URL:http://goatse.cx/
My Email:me!!
How the heck did you find me?: Its a really long story. I believe that it began with an email from Michelle to inform me of her "operation internet site" and it went from there
Quote: "Bringeth my beer and bongeth forward!" (dont ask!)
Favorite Spam recipe: Open the can and let it plop onto a plate. Simply add your favourite topping. My suggestion is butterscotch (dont forget the real scotch). A wafer adds a colourful piece of decoration and a little cruunch!
Plans for world domination: Marry the King of the world then kill him.
Current sock colour: One is black and the other is blue. No one can see so does it matter?

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Check out my page. Its great. The pictures are awe-inspiring!! As for Michelle' page...now I must say it is totally unproffesional, stupid, waste of time, waste of interent space, unintelligent, and is attempting to brain wash everyone. I LOVE IT! Laughed for hours!

julie - 08/01/00 02:50:45
My Email:becs_chatterbox@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: you sent me the address
Quote: "can you hold this for a minute?"
Favorite Spam recipe: Straight from the can, man!
Plans for world domination: KISS
Current sock colour: greyie blue

Comments:
There's a few strange web pages in the world and this page needs some crazy photos

JimQ - 07/31/00 17:52:11
My Email:heinrich.michael@aon.at
How the heck did you find me?: personal invitation
Quote: very nice
Plans for world domination: just life
Current sock colour: blue

Comments:
Just to see austrian´s most famous piano 'boesendorfer' makes me happy! to see it on your page - makes me really satisfied. nice page ! woundering what my sock´s colour mean to you ! Kisses Michael (JimQ)

Hey You! - 07/30/00 23:00:46
How the heck did you find me?: Michelle sent me an email, hey, self advertising is the most effective!
Favorite Spam recipe: I dont like Spam!
Plans for world domination: Watch and be able to quote from as many Mel Brooks movies as possible. Hey, Im not exactly sure how this will lead me to world domination, but im sure itll come to me...
Current sock colour: Black.

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Jess and Chelle - 07/30/00 22:45:24
My Email:you know
How the heck did you find me?: You heckin' told us
Quote: Can't think of one
Favorite Spam recipe: We don't think so
Plans for world domination: Get out of bed in the morning
Current sock colour: blac with assorted patterns

Comments:
Your page is really cool. Happy Musicologying and Harmonying and Auraling. See you when you get here From Jess and Chelle

Toodles - 07/30/00 12:17:37
My URL:http://takeoff.to/geminicatamarans
My Email:jane.nicolle@studentmail.newcastle.edu.au
How the heck did you find me?: You emailed me silly!!
Quote: Constipated people dont give a Crap
Favorite Spam recipe: er........i'll get back to you shortly
Plans for world domination: keep the multitudes clueless!!
Current sock colour: dont believe in socks, against my religion

Comments:
Loved it Michelle your a wonderfully insane person!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this site is going to keep me occupied for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages keep up the good work!

Kate - 07/30/00 12:12:00
My URL:http://www.lo-tel.net
My Email:kate@expresspc.net
How the heck did you find me?: Your shameless plug on oztori...
Quote: "get in mah belly!"
Favorite Spam recipe: open can - put in dog food bowl - eat food fit for human consumption - take dog to vet after 6 hours on non-stop projectile vomiting
Plans for world domination: playing Phillipa Giordano (soprano singer) non stop for 1 day and watching everyones minds turn to blubber (while i've got my trusty headphones on)
Current sock colour: one black sock one big warm ugg boot (i lost the other boot a year ago okay!)

Comments:
Heya :) U don't know me from a jar of pickles but i have just been entertained for the last 45 mins with your site (okay so i stopped and had dinner half way through) - thanx for the laughs :) Toodles

'Bed- Nazi' - 07/30/00 11:46:46
My Email:anon
How the heck did you find me?: I know where to find you, baby.
Quote: "I was hungry!"
Favorite Spam recipe: discard and eat something else.
Plans for world domination: Erase all dress codes and unrealistic sizes.
Current sock colour: Navy

Comments:
You rock, Michelle... but hey, I've always thought so. And you know I'm right. Love from the chocophile.

Pheegs - 07/30/00 05:15:53
My URL:still under construction.. I'll send url when finished
My Email:sphega03@postoffice.csu.edu.au
How the heck did you find me?: you sent me the link
Quote: I was Hungry
Plans for world domination: Well currently i am revising my plans for world domination as Miss Jill Reid manage to defeat me last time. But i'll be back don't you worry, and this time i wont let fat people get in my way!

Comments:
Michelle you have too much spare time. Way TOO much. I'm very impressed though..

Nath - 07/30/00 03:17:47
My Email:laocanne@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: YOU WROTE TO ME. Twit.
Quote: "Michelle, no, put the letter opener down! No! Not the sock puppet! Pick the letter opener up, pick IT UP!!!!!
Favorite Spam recipe: Purchase one can of spam. Open it. put it on a plate with 'home made' written in childish crayon. Have a small child sell it at fairs for 8 times as much as you bought it for.
Plans for world domination: 1) Kill Pinky. 2) Form a global conglomerate controlling all food resources. 3) Threaten UN with food stranglehold (As well as unleashing the temple of set onto them) 4) Find a way to incorporate a ""Laser"" into the sch me.
Current sock colour: Thats Discrimination!! Help I'm being oppressed!!

Comments:
Michelle, this site is fantastic. I'm so jealous, you've inspired me to make one of my own. Except for the fact that I'm a lazy shit and can't be bothered. Lotsa Love, Nath

Michelle! - 07/29/00 12:38:51
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/tamantha/index.html
My Email:michelleslounge@hotmail.com
How the heck did you find me?: I made the frikken page!
Quote: You'll never take me alive! Mwoah ha ha ha ha!
Favorite Spam recipe: Take Spam out of tin. Marinate in red wine, garlic, lime cordial, jello, and five socks. Strain. Eat. Yum!
Plans for world domination: First I plan to take control of all blue pens. After that, the world will fall into my lap! (Seeing how heavy the world is, I'll probably be crippled for life afterwards.)
Current sock colour: Black

Comments:
I think this site is the most brilliant thing on the entire internet! (Then again, I'm biased).