Chapter 2- Trekking through darkest africa

And so it was that Cecil began his adventure. He set out through darkest Africa, which was a lot harder than it sounds, because he kept running into things.
"Stupid darkest *ouch* Africa" muttered Cecil to himself. "Why couldn't that badly animated tart have *ouch* sent me to *ow* Brightest Africa, or even Slightly Dim *yeow!* Africa?"
Suddenly, Cecil heard the sound of stereotypical native drumming up ahead.
"Wow, the token African Tribe!" thought Cecil. "Maybe they can help me!"
Cecil...

 Heads toward the drumming sound

 Tries to find a torch in his backpack