Chapter 2- Trekking through darkest africa
And so it was that Cecil began his adventure. He set out
through darkest Africa, which was a lot harder than it sounds, because
he kept running into things.
"Stupid darkest *ouch* Africa" muttered Cecil to himself.
"Why couldn't that badly animated tart have *ouch* sent me to *ow* Brightest
Africa, or even Slightly Dim *yeow!* Africa?"
Suddenly, Cecil heard the sound of stereotypical native
drumming up ahead.
"Wow, the token African Tribe!" thought Cecil. "Maybe
they can help me!"
Cecil...
Heads toward the drumming
sound
Tries to find a torch in
his backpack