The Library
Before You
Proceed in browsing this small library you must know some important facts..
Essays here are a sample collection of students' work and attempts to provide a
view or a summary of a given subject, thus; they are not that reliable, they
may aid but they don't substitute your own work or research. It is making life
easier not lazier… Moreover, there is a section that has my own samples and
semi-complete researches and compiled books and I welcome all opinions,
questions and suggestions through my e-mail. Now browse as you wish…
SOME FUNNY (yet interesting) QUOTES
"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY" So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
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"Hard work never
killed anybody" But why take the risk ! (I don't want to be an exception!)
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Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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Save water. Shower with your friend.
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Love thy neighbour. But don't get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only
thing in life.
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Wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop
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A good discussion is like a miniskirt Short enough to pertain
interest and long enough to cover the subject
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats
cause children
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"Your future depends
on your dreams" So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every
morning
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two's company, three's the result !
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without
restricting the view
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the
more you forget The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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