bladder control

i wish to kill my neighbors dog
with my rusty old buck knife.
its a dull buck knife, yet three
times deadlier than the spoon
i had thought of using instead.
the damn thing barks
and whines
when i'm trying to sleep,
and he barks and whines
when i'm trying to read.
then he'll shit all over my yard
after i rake away the leaves,
and i bet he'll try to wimper
once i plunge my knife into his throat.
but that would be cruel,
and then there would be nothing left to annoy the piss right out of me.