cyber slut

she gotta tail for sale
and i found her in my email.
she say she gotta hot, hot, hot
little box...
and its slicker than a snail.
her real estates livin large
she must be thinkin i'm a retard
and i can have a piece, piece, piece
a free piece...
for the numbers on my credit card.
and ya know she got me thinkin
starin at her tits, eyes not blinkin.
but i'm in no mood for them hoes
cuz everybody knows
she likes to bend, bend, bend
way over...
for anyone, to touch her fuggin toes.
and i don't even want a peek
of tighty heidi, cuz she's a slut and a sneak.
but i know she'll be right back, back, back
on my back,
as lefty lucy, to make my stomach weak.