suggestion

tell me.  is the sex good enough between
you and your lover, that you can both sit down
to enjoy a cigarette when you're through?
or are you forced to lie back in the mess to cuddle?
has your lackadaisical addiction brought you wealth?
or has it dished out pain?
either way, the vigilant apostolic brotherhood
of smokes and road beers is here to help.
leave your woman and get off the couch.
that is our advice to you.  call sometime and thank us.