1. Spies either wear trenchcoats or nice suits. Never Adidas or brand names.
2. They often don't have a lastname. Sometimes they're just a number or some nickname!
3. Spies don't date ugly chicks. Except if there was a mission and they had to
4. They have nice shoes...
5. Spies don't actually own any cars. They drive any car cos they get in and out of whatever car is around
6. You can't kill a spy!
7. French spies can't hide their accent
8. English spies can
9. They can fly anything, even a F16 jet or a helicopter that has been hit by a missle
10. They don't have tattoos (except XXX but he wasn't a real spy)
11. If you shoot at them, somehow, they never run out of bullets when firing back
12. Even under heavy enemy machine gun fire, you can't shoot them
13. Large brick walls aren't an obstacle to spies
14. They don't need nightvision goggles. They have a sixth sense about guards
15. They all can do that cool snap your head and kill you trick
16. They don't get sick. No flus, no colds, no cramps!
17. They run almost as fast as a car going 60 kmph!
18. They all live on a private exotic island somewhere
19. They always carry a mobile phone
20. Old spies retire to cool spy retirement homes

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